I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
2. Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
3. Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
5. What do 你 call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.
6. Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big 橙子, 橙色 head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big 橙子, 橙色 head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."
So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big 橙子, 橙色 head says, "Yeah, I'll bet 你 want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if 你 don't mind."
The man with the big 橙子, 橙色 head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the 海滩 one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out!
"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand 年 imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant 你 three wishes as a token of my gratitude.'
The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big 橙子, 橙色 head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded!
"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my 下一个 wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in 爱情 and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible.
"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"
The man with the big 橙子, 橙色 head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, 你 know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big 橙子, 橙色 head.
7. How do 你 wake up Lady Gaga?
你 set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
8. Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road? To get to the other side.
9. Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread
10. If Chuck Norris has $5 and 你 have $5, 你 both have the same amount of money
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That's it for now.
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
2. Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
3. Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
5. What do 你 call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.
6. Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big 橙子, 橙色 head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big 橙子, 橙色 head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."
So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big 橙子, 橙色 head says, "Yeah, I'll bet 你 want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if 你 don't mind."
The man with the big 橙子, 橙色 head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the 海滩 one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out!
"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand 年 imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant 你 three wishes as a token of my gratitude.'
The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big 橙子, 橙色 head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded!
"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my 下一个 wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in 爱情 and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible.
"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"
The man with the big 橙子, 橙色 head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, 你 know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big 橙子, 橙色 head.
7. How do 你 wake up Lady Gaga?
你 set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
8. Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road? To get to the other side.
9. Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread
10. If Chuck Norris has $5 and 你 have $5, 你 both have the same amount of money
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That's it for now.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see 你 again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I 说 YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do 你 mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the 显示 today! BYE! I HOPE 你 ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 迷失 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 更新 if 你 want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 迷失 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 更新 if 你 want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 下一个 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 你 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 你 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 你 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 下一个 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 你 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 你 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 你 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because 你 爱情 someone else doesn't mean 你 have to break one 更多 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 你 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 你 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 你 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 你 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 你 can enjoy being who 你 are.
-Alana
if 你 let yourself down, 你 let everyone behind 你 down.
-Alana
your first 爱情 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because 你 爱情 someone else doesn't mean 你 have to break one 更多 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 你 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 你 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 你 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 你 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 你 can enjoy being who 你 are.
-Alana
if 你 let yourself down, 你 let everyone behind 你 down.
-Alana
your first 爱情 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, 你 let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
