A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get 你 something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If 你 don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life 说 Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written in real small text). You’re not old until 你 can’t read this 写作 any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, 你 old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. 你 have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because 你 need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, 你 certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one 日 get as old as 你 are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging 你 based on every single morsel 你 ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, 你 can’t change it, forget about the future, 你 can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get 你 one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
老友记 may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin 说 that. Don’t ask me what it means. 你 wanted something unique for your birthday, 你 got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only 你 can feel its warmth. And that’s what 你 feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that 你 don’t die before 你 eat your cake. You’re another 年 older and another 年 wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most 流行的 Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. 你 live in a zoo. 你 look like a monkey. And 你 smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time 你 start 表演 like your real age.
Happy birthday to 你 videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a 年 closer.
Happy Birthday! 你 look fine for a person who is 由 one 年 closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one 年 closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine 或者 something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old 你 really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as 你 can, but not too much, because 你 are in a vulnerable age.
Have 你 ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok 你 can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send 你 a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that 你 can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping 你 dance the night away 或者 at least watch other people dance late into the night, 或者 at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.



I wanted to give 你 something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get 你 for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish 你 all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out 更多 than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old 你 are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call 你 old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If 你 want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of 你 as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
你 must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
你 recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost 更多 than the birthday cake.
你 think 你 are old? You’re not old… 你 were old last year, this 年 you’re ancient.
你 think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
你 would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when 你 look at your birth certificate it 说 expired
You’re a hard person to 商店 for, so I didn’t get 你 anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.