随意 Article: All About That 低音 Parody (Noob Procrastination)

All About That 低音 Parody (Noob Procrastination)

posted by purrloinedlove

Yeah 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 破烂, 垃圾 in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In And Out Of 爱情 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take 你 higher than you've ever known
Then drive 你 down to your knees
I pick 你 up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my 心 for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the 火, 消防 but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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Shot Through The 心 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the 心
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would 你 be content to see me crying
After all those little games 你 put me through
After all I've done for 你 you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave 你 everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the 心 as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What 更多 can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, 嘿 but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I 爱情 her)
That I 爱情 her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't!

posted by AislingYJ

^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are 你 ready for 秒 yet?"

"Are 你 going to come again 下一个 time?"

"It's a little dry, do 你 still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do 你 think you'll be able to handle...

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WHAT Happend to zukos mom

posted by Gmillsap02

At the end of series 3, 你 never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 下一个 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 你 know that face 或者 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 你 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------

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Muffins, chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Derpy

yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of 你 don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy 说 she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge 松饼 on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...

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Hair ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I 爱情你 sugar
Yeah this is what 你 do
When 你 run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make 你 stay
You’re the only one that keeps me 唱歌 la la la
I 爱情 to smell your t-shirt
I like the way 你 are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what 你 do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what 你 do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how 你 do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...

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What If ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who 你 playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there 由 my side

When 你 say that 你 want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need 你 baby
Would 你 even try to save me
Or would 你 find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I 说 I 爱情 you
Would 你 be the one to run to
Or would 你 watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...

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伪装 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that 你 want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything 你 choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make 你 happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this 爱情 we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy 你 are
You’re a talented kind of boy 你 are
And that’s just the kind of boy 你 are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the 音乐 plays
Headstrong, can 你 feel the beat
Melt down, can 你 feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can 你 feel the beat
Melt down, can 你 feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Goin' Crazy ~ 阿什丽·提斯代尔 ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, 嘿 boy
Gotta make 你 mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, 嘿 boy
You’re really laid back and 你 play it smooth
Hey boy, 嘿 boy
I see the way 你移动 from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish 你 knew, what 你 do
I can’t take my eyes off...

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爱情 Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that 你 see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what 你 need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what 你 get is what 你 see
And I can’t be any 更多 than what I am
Love me for me 或者 don’t 爱情 me (Or don’t 爱情 me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who 你 want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...

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He 说 She 说 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no 问题 chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us 接吻 like that
We don’t need no 更多 that he 说 she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us 接吻 like that
We don’t need no 更多 that he 说 she said
He 说 girl...

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5 Ways to Cope With School Stress

posted by randomgirl3000

Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time 或者 due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors 或者 teaching assistance, your friends, your family 或者 school counselors. 由 having a reliable network of support, 你 allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...

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Remember that twat Luv_4_Bieber?

posted by _ColorBlind_

Hey..

So,

Remember me? Of course 你 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 以前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 写作 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<

I guess this is a welcome back post? 更多 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY.

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PEOPLE THINKING 9/11 IS FOR JOKING IN YOUTUBE! THIS IS SERIUS!

posted by roxifoxi1000

Am sure 你 all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people 由 where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out 视频 about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that 由 just looking at the title, 你 know it was made 由 someone who lacks a soul. here is the 标题 of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when 你 think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...

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Harry Potter 作者 JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay!

posted by carsfan

Harry Potter 作者 JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in 爱情 with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.

"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...

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Guess the Song

posted by Wanda5

I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the 答案 (song 标题 and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice 由 Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick 由 boring brick 由 Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up 由 Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...

the hunger games, htf style

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Flippy

chapter 1
It was a normal 日 for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It 说 on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, 你 have been chosen...