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Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure 你 don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny 沙拉 for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little 脸谱 评论 from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying
"Short, carefree giggles are cute. But if a girl giggles for no apparent reason, it may get annoying."

Exerting extra effort to do very through research on the guy she likes:
Adorable - Annoying
"Honestly, I find this very creepy and kind of stalker-ish. Please don't do this."

Doodling her crush's name all over her notebook:
Adorable - Annoying
"I 爱情 art, and doodling is always a nice way to express your thoughts."

Going on a horror movie date, then covering eyes the whole time:
Adorable - Annoying
"I find this adorable, because it is just! It's the guy's job to make the girl feel 安全 when she's with him."
posted by Bluekait
What a 吻乐队(Kiss) means.....

+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Hand = I adore you
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Neck = We belong together
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Lips = I 爱情 you
+Laughing while 接吻 = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely 爱情 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 爱情 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 你 爱情 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 爱情 你 too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 你 were thinking about someone while 阅读 this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing 随意 letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as 随意 as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling 红豆杉 why!

更多 随意 letters!

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deadlox

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other 随意 people!
posted by MutantGenius
I once had a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 friend. They found out I was thirteen and started 锦标 lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen 年 olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have 你 know NONE of my 老友记 are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe 你 just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This 文章 belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should 你 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 你 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 你 should YouTube, should 你 get the chance
-“Kevin 培根 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal 由 conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if 你 are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test 你 can chain mail to with any peeps 或者 even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 或者 any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in 评论 what 你 think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true 或者 not but the 答案 actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to 你 people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just 删除 this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, 移动 your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not 移动 both hands 或者 both feet at the same time - 你 will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as 你 throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, 或者 why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and 你 think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, 你 SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

你 have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, 或者 what they are, 或者 even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, 或者 because 你 think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat 或者 it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak 你 out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that 你 actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until 你 spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far 你 can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes 你 have to stop thinking so much and go where your 心 takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, 你 must keep moving.

Do not let what 你 cannot do interfere with what 你 can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 或者 BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. 报道 everything and 评论 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say 你 hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' 或者 'You're so annoying' 或者 'No' on a 墙 post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
鹿丸 Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are 更多 but i cant be stuffed naming them um 评论 if i have missed any male 日本动漫 dudes 你 like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when 你 tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. 删除 any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. 你 need to listen to us
6. if 你 going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i 爱情 you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if 你 get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if 你 do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With 鲨鱼 Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of 鲨鱼 attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if 你 are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if 你 dont like me Im sorry if 你 think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who 你 are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change 或者 be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If 你 don't like my words, don't listen. If 你 don't like my appearance, don't look. If 你 don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. 你 think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't 你 see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, 你 gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
报道 the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave 你 alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 或者 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 你 have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail 你 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting 下一个 to 你 sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else 你 cried...just laugh about it with 你 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks 你 to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has 你 on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every 日 at school is the same
2. 你 never know if your braids look digusting 或者 not
3. 你 are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. 你 would like to think that people notice 或者 even think about 你 but 你 are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows 或者 cares about
5. 你 worry people will write nasty 评论 on your 潮流粉丝俱乐部 文章 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all 你 do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When 你 only really have like 3 老友记 at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting 由 an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the 墙 to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.