1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.

2. Someone tells 你 something that 你 already know because 你 脸谱 stalked them, and 你 have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.

4. AND people 你 know saw 你 go into the stall and will know it’s you.

5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.


6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and 你 have no idea what to do with it after 你 sign it.

7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.

8. Going to a party 由 yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because 你 have no one to talk to

9. Being seated at the quiet end of the 表 at a 晚餐 party and struggling to think of 问题 to ask the two people 下一个 to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.

10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet 或者 status update 你 made.

11. Having to read a lease 或者 contract in front of someone who’s waiting for 你 to sign it.

12. Having to stand just outside a 圈, 圈子 of your 老友记 talking because there’s no room in the circle.

13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who 你 don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and 你 just stand there.