随意 Article: 爱情 或者 Not?!!!

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posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

werevamp246, Tdinoahiscute4 and 5 others like this

Tenkic SOO...cute and pathetic :)

LiilacLottiie94 HAHA it was awesome!!!

PotterFanatic Cool!!!o.O

twilight0girl awsome :)

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Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 你 can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are 你 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 你 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 你 were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 由 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...