My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm 写作 你 this letter to tell 你 that I'm leaving 你 forever. I've been a good man to 你 for 7 years & I have nothing to 显示 for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that 你 quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, 你 came 首页 & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your 最喜爱的 meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. 你 ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. 你 don't tell me 你 爱情 me anymore; 你 don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either 你 are cheating on me 或者 你 don't 爱情 me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my 日 更多 than receiving your letter.
It's true 你 & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when 你 got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if 你 can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when 你 cooked my 最喜爱的 meal, 你 must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from 你 because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved 你 & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got 首页 你 were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope 你 have the fulfilling life 你 always wanted. My lawyer 说 that the letter 你 wrote ensures 你 won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told 你 this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm 写作 你 this letter to tell 你 that I'm leaving 你 forever. I've been a good man to 你 for 7 years & I have nothing to 显示 for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that 你 quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, 你 came 首页 & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your 最喜爱的 meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. 你 ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. 你 don't tell me 你 爱情 me anymore; 你 don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either 你 are cheating on me 或者 你 don't 爱情 me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my 日 更多 than receiving your letter.
It's true 你 & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when 你 got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if 你 can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when 你 cooked my 最喜爱的 meal, 你 must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from 你 because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved 你 & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got 首页 你 were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope 你 have the fulfilling life 你 always wanted. My lawyer 说 that the letter 你 wrote ensures 你 won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told 你 this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
This 文章 is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I 爱情 her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I 爱情 her but she pisses me off!
