My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm 写作 你 this letter to tell 你 that I'm leaving 你 forever. I've been a good man to 你 for 7 years & I have nothing to 显示 for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that 你 quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, 你 came 首页 & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your 最喜爱的 meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. 你 ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. 你 don't tell me 你 爱情 me anymore; 你 don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either 你 are cheating on me 或者 你 don't 爱情 me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my 日 更多 than receiving your letter.
It's true 你 & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when 你 got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if 你 can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when 你 cooked my 最喜爱的 meal, 你 must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from 你 because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved 你 & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got 首页 你 were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope 你 have the fulfilling life 你 always wanted. My lawyer 说 that the letter 你 wrote ensures 你 won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told 你 this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm 写作 你 this letter to tell 你 that I'm leaving 你 forever. I've been a good man to 你 for 7 years & I have nothing to 显示 for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that 你 quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, 你 came 首页 & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your 最喜爱的 meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. 你 ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. 你 don't tell me 你 爱情 me anymore; 你 don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either 你 are cheating on me 或者 你 don't 爱情 me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my 日 更多 than receiving your letter.
It's true 你 & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when 你 got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if 你 can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when 你 cooked my 最喜爱的 meal, 你 must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from 你 because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved 你 & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got 首页 你 were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope 你 have the fulfilling life 你 always wanted. My lawyer 说 that the letter 你 wrote ensures 你 won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told 你 this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
