An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the 熊 that was hit 由 an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They 说 it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the 葡萄干 for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that 你 can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a 树 is nomadic when it packs up its 树干 and leaves.
One 日 the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a 比萨, 比萨饼 in the socket and get a 比萨, 比萨饼 delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
你 can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the 熊 that was hit 由 an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They 说 it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the 葡萄干 for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that 你 can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a 树 is nomadic when it packs up its 树干 and leaves.
One 日 the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a 比萨, 比萨饼 in the socket and get a 比萨, 比萨饼 delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
你 can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For 由 him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones 或者 powers 或者 rulers 或者 authorities;
all things were created 由 him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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