An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the 熊 that was hit 由 an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They 说 it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the 葡萄干 for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that 你 can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a 树 is nomadic when it packs up its 树干 and leaves.
One 日 the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a 比萨, 比萨饼 in the socket and get a 比萨, 比萨饼 delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
你 can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the 熊 that was hit 由 an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They 说 it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the 葡萄干 for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that 你 can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a 树 is nomadic when it packs up its 树干 and leaves.
One 日 the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a 比萨, 比萨饼 in the socket and get a 比萨, 比萨饼 delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
你 can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 评论 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up 太空 so the 文章 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 评论 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up 太空 so the 文章 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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Not a 粉丝 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a 粉丝 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys 或者 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy 你 get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was 面包 on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is 面包 on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the 面包 is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and 或者 eat the 面包 that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the 面包 off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the 面包 that is on yer head so u can on living without 面包 on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the 面包 that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating 面包 it is so if i tell u that there is 面包 on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of 面包 on yer head