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posted by nmdis
"One Of The Boys"


I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me
And I chose 吉他 over ballet
And I take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way

The way 你 look at me is kinda like a little sister
Your high five, your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

[Chorus:]
So I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to 你 tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed
I started 阅读 "Seventeen" and shaving my legs
And I studied "Lolita" religiously
And I walked right into school and caught 你 staring at me

'Cause I know what 你 know
But now you're gonna have to take a number
It's OK
Maybe one day
But not until 你 give me my diamond ring

[Chorus:]
'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to 你 tonight
That I just wanna be your homecoming queen
Pin-up poster dream
Not one of the boys

I wanna be a flower
Not a dirty weed
I wanna smell like roses
Not a baseball team
And I swear maybe one 日 you're gonna
Wanna make out, make out, make out with me

(Don't wanna be) don't wanna be
(Don't wanna be) don't wanna be
(Don't wanna be)

[Chorus:]
'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to 你 tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls
And not one of the boys
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1. While 你 are 你 are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another 比萨, 比萨饼 delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his 问题 with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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