-Cats: Will treat 你 like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.

-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.

-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for 你 to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your 床, 床上 and take up all the space.

-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.

-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when 你 try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will eat the remote.

-Cats: Will insist on your undivided attention, but only when they want it.
-Dogs: Will want your attention when the cat has it.

-Cats: Will make a point to sleep on your folded laundry.
-Dogs: Will eat your dirty laundry.

Philosophy:

Life is like a kitten. Sometimes it meows a little, and at night when it gets lonely, and wants to cuddle with you, and 你 just can’t resist, so 你 let it. All through the night it moves around and paws at 你 and wakes 你 up, but 你 think, "Hey, it’s a kitten. Give it a break." So 你 just smile and roll over. Then 你 wake up in the morning, with a sleeping cat on your face and life has gone and clawed your cheek and vomited a little on your favourite 粉, 粉色 pyjamas…

Life is life a puppy. Sometimes it's cute, and sometimes it pees on your bed, eats your shoes, and destroys the living room.

Now, the Ultimate Question: 猫 或者 dogs?

I 爱情 them both, personally, but now I suddenly don't want a pet as much as I used to...