Dare
1. Prank call your best friend.
2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 爱情 GAY PEOPLE!"
3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.
3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.
4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.
5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)
6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.
7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to 你 say, "Why don't 你 speak 更多 clearly?"
8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)
9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.
10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."
11. Play "What Makes 你 Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)
12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.
13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)
14. Freeze your bra/boxers.
15. 吻乐队（Kiss） the floor.
16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.
17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)
18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."
19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.
20. Tell everyone 你 struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)
21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.
22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her 你 爱情 him/her.
23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P
24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend 你 a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)
25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.
Truth
1. Who is your latest crush?
2. Have 你 ever kissed someone of the same gender?
3. What is your crush's name?
4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.
5. What do 你 like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)
6. Did 你 ever have a crush on your brother/sister?
7. Can 你 name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!
8. Have 你 told your crush 你 like him/her? If not, do it!
9. What do 你 prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)
10. What part of your body would 你 want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)
11. Who is your best friend? Do 你 have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)
12. What is the biggest lie 你 ever told?
13. Did 你 ever get caught at something 你 didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?
14. Can 你 say your name backwards? If so, do it!
15. Do 你 watch porn?
16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would 你 want them to go with you?
17. Did 你 ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
18. If 你 could do something that 你 can never do again, what would it be?
19. Can 你 twerk? If so, do it!
20. Can 你 count how many times 你 lied? If so, how many?
21. Do 你 like lesbos/gays/ 或者 straight?
22. What would 你 do to get your crush's attention?
23. When was the last time 你 had a boyfriend?
24. Are 你 in a relationship right now?
25. Did 你 ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.
Thanks for reading! Comment!
1. Prank call your best friend.
2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 爱情 GAY PEOPLE!"
3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.
3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.
4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.
5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)
6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.
7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to 你 say, "Why don't 你 speak 更多 clearly?"
8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)
9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.
10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."
11. Play "What Makes 你 Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)
12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.
13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)
14. Freeze your bra/boxers.
15. 吻乐队（Kiss） the floor.
16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.
17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)
18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."
19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.
20. Tell everyone 你 struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)
21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.
22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her 你 爱情 him/her.
23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P
24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend 你 a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)
25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.
Truth
1. Who is your latest crush?
2. Have 你 ever kissed someone of the same gender?
3. What is your crush's name?
4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.
5. What do 你 like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)
6. Did 你 ever have a crush on your brother/sister?
7. Can 你 name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!
8. Have 你 told your crush 你 like him/her? If not, do it!
9. What do 你 prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)
10. What part of your body would 你 want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)
11. Who is your best friend? Do 你 have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)
12. What is the biggest lie 你 ever told?
13. Did 你 ever get caught at something 你 didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?
14. Can 你 say your name backwards? If so, do it!
15. Do 你 watch porn?
16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would 你 want them to go with you?
17. Did 你 ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
18. If 你 could do something that 你 can never do again, what would it be?
19. Can 你 twerk? If so, do it!
20. Can 你 count how many times 你 lied? If so, how many?
21. Do 你 like lesbos/gays/ 或者 straight?
22. What would 你 do to get your crush's attention?
23. When was the last time 你 had a boyfriend?
24. Are 你 in a relationship right now?
25. Did 你 ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.
Thanks for reading! Comment!
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes 你 think 'Hey, I don't care what 你 think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, 或者 stupid. They are three very different things, and if 你 don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are 更多 reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out 随意 things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, 或者 stupid. They are three very different things, and if 你 don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are 更多 reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out 随意 things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a 火山 flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell 你 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I 爱情 animals
2.I own tons of 日本漫画 and 日本动漫 dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 爱情 写作 my 日本漫画 series *it's not famous*
6.i 爱情 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 爱情 the stars
10.i 爱情 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my 老友记 on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink 由 putting 浓情巧克力 and bubble gum
The End
I hope 你 enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I 爱情 animals
2.I own tons of 日本漫画 and 日本动漫 dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 爱情 写作 my 日本漫画 series *it's not famous*
6.i 爱情 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 爱情 the stars
10.i 爱情 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my 老友记 on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink 由 putting 浓情巧克力 and bubble gum
The End
I hope 你 enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A 狐狸 has been unmasked as the mystery thief of 更多 than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities 说 Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's 巢穴, den, 书房 and found a trove of 鞋类 down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," 说 a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a 泼妇, 雌狐 偷了 them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's 巢穴, den, 书房 and found a trove of 鞋类 down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," 说 a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a 泼妇, 雌狐 偷了 them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
