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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if 你 don't look like a movie 星, 星级 because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because 你 爱情 to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much 食物 in one 日 you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If 你 want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then 你 throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if 你 don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone 你 may never see again 或者 someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If 你 do talk to them then 你 look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book 由 its cover and pisses me off. 你 look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' 或者 someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that 情绪硬核 could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about 你 then 你 shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over 你 and give them the satisfaction of seeing 你 cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck 你 everytime they walk 由 (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If 你 have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because 你 can't get that new 衬衫 你 want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly 或者 dumb then 你 have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around 表演 like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
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posted by sakurahanazono
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

你 could actually use these names as prank call names. If 你 want to prank call 你 could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee



blah blah blah (apparently this 文章 was too short so I'mma post 随意 crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
posted by someone_save_me
WEIRD similarities between 林肯 and Kennedy:

Abraham 林肯 was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham 林肯 was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives 迷失 their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded 由 Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

林肯 was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made 由 Ford.

林肯 was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just 迷失 my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I 迷失 my contact lens!

Could 你 stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do 你 mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a 枕头 fight 由 your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat 或者 dog

14. see how much water 你 can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the 《冰雪奇缘》 食物 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps 你 out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around 圣诞节 time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if 你 can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart....
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