随意 Article: 19 ways to: Explain why 你 are late for school

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19 ways to: Explain why 你 are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go 首页 and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted 由 aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late 你 are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 前锋, 期待 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”

5.    “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”

6.    “My parents 迷失 the keys to my cage.”

7.    “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”

8.    “I’m afraid I can’t tell 你 why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”

9.    “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”

10.    "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."

11.     “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”

12.    “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”

13.    I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.

14.    I didn`t want to seem to eager.

15.    "Could 你 please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask 你 again)

16.    " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school 说 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "

17.    "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)

18.    “I was trying to find 你 a gift, (insert teachers name here)”

19.    "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I 显示 up on time."

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j1edwardcullen7 "YOU didn't stay up all night making sure that your nerd's doing your homework right!" "It's harder than it looks: breaking out of prison with a spoon." "Sorry, my parents were still... [i]fufilling[/i]... themselves in bed. I didn't want to disturb them, and I needed a ride/the keys." (takes out cell phone, pretends to call parent), "See, I told you it wasn't Saturday!"

moo000 your very observant j12dwrd cullen7, I did get up to ten from 'The Girls Book'. I also got some of my other list- '24 ways to annoy people' from that book. do you think it would be a copywright issue? I should probably edit them to mention the book. nice suggestions =]

samiam4edward OMG lol <33 #6, #11 and #13 but im going to try to use them all ;]

clary_simon13 j1edwardcullen7, that is funny!!!

LiilacLottiie94 OMG they're all great! i'm gonna use all of those on there. 6, 12 and 16 lol!! XD

renrae Yeah, I thought of The Girls Book, too. :) Anyway, next time I'm late I'll be using: "It takes time to dump a body." And then after that I'll use "It's harder than it looks: breaking out of prison with a spoon." Which makes it .1 percent more believable. :P

zanesaaomgfan "YOU didn't stay up all night making sure that your nerd's doing your homework right!" "It's harder than it looks: breaking out of prison with a spoon." "Sorry, my parents were still... fufilling... themselves in bed. I didn't want to disturb them, and I needed a ride/the keys." (takes out cell phone, pretends to call parent), "See, I told you it wasn't Saturday all these r lmfao

SaitoSaturno I like 6 and 8 the best.

jamboni Haah, I like 5, 9, 12, 13, 14 and 19.

Lostie-In-Love 19 is so true. xDD

jedigal1990 these are hilarious

Channy101 love #3! another one is 20. My brain was a sleep and I couldn't wake it up on time.

MF114 If I use # 6, 8, or 11, my friends will believe me.

Summer_Star “I’m afraid I can’t tell you why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.” Isn't something the teacher would be surprise to hear from me

springely Epic.

ArcticWolf Lol, I love 6, 8, 10, 11, 14, and 19!

Maanda lol, 3, 8 and 11 are great !

TwilightGirl312 It takes a lot of time to dump a body! LOL I wonder if my teacher would call the cops if I used that one!

Twilightfan710 I'm going 2 try these

moodystuff449 IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO DUMP A BODY?!?! LOL! I'm going to tell that to my teacher the next time she asks why I'm late. Soo... Everyday I'll have an excuse! I'm going to have to come up with some more though... I'm at least half an hour late every day. ;)

Codby I'm so going to use these!!!

escuelas is very important to sleep early so u can wake up on time for school

CokeTheUmbreon Epic, bruh

Thundy-R 16 and 17 are hilarious! XD

Funfums Hahahah! xD

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