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posted by wild-bby
1) Women 爱情 to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting 迷失 using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman language than it does in man-language.

7). Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

8) All women are overweight 由 definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.

9) If it is not Valentines's 日 and 你 see a man in a 花 shop, 你 can probably start up a conversation 由 asking, "What did 你 do?"

10) Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels` and 'the good china.`

11) Women buy fuzzy toilet covers which makes it impossible for the lid to stay up. Thus it gets peed on 由 the guys (which gets them into trouble.)

12) Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to plonk themselves down on the bowl and then complain that the man left the 座位 up, instead of taking two 秒 and lowering it themselves.

13) Women can get out of speeding tickets 由 pouting. This will get men arrested.

14) Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a man despite claims to the contary. 你 don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Ken Dodd, do you?

15) Men never catch women checking out other men; woman will always catch men checking out other women.
posted by Syltre
1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows 你 and loves 你 just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless 你 happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the 老友记 你 can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - 你 get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True 老友记 stab 你 in the front."
- Oscar...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? 淋浴 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong 或者 hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I 爱情 yous 或者 calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells 随意 girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king 或者 fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ 你 what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, 俱乐部 in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...
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posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an 文章 about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint 商店 Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

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the Size of Your 图标 Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell 你 how many 图标 I've seen that...
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If 你 can't drink and drive, why do 你 need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do 你 need a silencer if 你 are going to shoot a mime?

Have 你 ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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