Malcolm X (1925-1965) "Cool it, brothers..." (His last words before being assassinated.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't 说 enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed 由 the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
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Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, 你 bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont 摩根 (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
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Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked 由 a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
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Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, 你 know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
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Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
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Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
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Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
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Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
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Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
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James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
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Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
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Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed 由 a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving 你 because I am bored. I am leaving 你 with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an 象, 大象 at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not 显示 himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
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George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
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Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
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Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
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Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
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Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have 你 made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't 你 concerned about the 下一个 world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
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James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
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Francisco `Pancho' 别墅 (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I 说 something."
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Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
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Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
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Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
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Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this 壁纸 goes, 或者 I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated 由 his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and 老友记 I 爱情 them, tell the governor he just 迷失 my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't 说 enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed 由 the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
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Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, 你 bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont 摩根 (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked 由 a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
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Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, 你 know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
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Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed 由 a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving 你 because I am bored. I am leaving 你 with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an 象, 大象 at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not 显示 himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have 你 made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't 你 concerned about the 下一个 world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Francisco `Pancho' 别墅 (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I 说 something."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this 壁纸 goes, 或者 I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated 由 his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and 老友记 I 爱情 them, tell the governor he just 迷失 my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
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ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 加入 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 你 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 加入 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 你 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this 文章 is not about 羊 或者 bananas it is about a 更多 serious matter.
this is a 辩论 and i want everyone 阅读 this
写作 a 评论 about what 你 think is write 或者 wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken?
thats my 辩论 and i want EVERYONE who's a 粉丝
of 随意 to write what they think is right
and become a 粉丝 of me and become a 粉丝 of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a 辩论 and i want everyone 阅读 this
写作 a 评论 about what 你 think is write 或者 wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken?
thats my 辩论 and i want EVERYONE who's a 粉丝
of 随意 to write what they think is right
and become a 粉丝 of me and become a 粉丝 of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
DEMENTED POEMS
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
玫瑰 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
玫瑰 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 显示 me your tits
玫瑰 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 你 爱情 it up the shitter
玫瑰 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
玫瑰 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
玫瑰 are shit
Violets are crap
显示 me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
玫瑰 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 吞, 燕子 it down
玫瑰 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
玫瑰 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
玫瑰 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 显示 me your tits
玫瑰 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 你 爱情 it up the shitter
玫瑰 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
玫瑰 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
玫瑰 are shit
Violets are crap
显示 me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
玫瑰 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 吞, 燕子 it down
玫瑰 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? 你 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 你 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 你 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 你 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? 你 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 你 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 你 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 你 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
