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posted by Bluekait
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell 你 want happened.

I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,

"HEY!"

As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He 说 (and still yelling),

"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"

I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I 说 "No" and he did a "Darn"

Then he told all his 老友记 that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true 或者 not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His 老友记 were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"

I thought I may want to share
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Type out the sentence 你 end up in comments:

Pick the 月 你 were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the 日 (number) 你 were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he 说 "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just 爱情 alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and 描述 and he put the man inside and 说 "see 你 in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the 秒 man he asked the same 问题 and the man replied "oh man I just 爱情 to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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