随意 Article: Absolutely True Story

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posted by Bluekait

Dude, this is scary! Let me tell 你 want happened.

I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,

"HEY!"

As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He 说 (and still yelling),

"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"

I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I 说 "No" and he did a "Darn"

Then he told all his 老友记 that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true 或者 not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His 老友记 were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"

I thought I may want to share

deathding, OkazakiDaisuke and 5 others like this

Sylvia_Puffin O.o wow... Awkward... Was he cute? <3

Sylvia_Puffin His friends probably put him up to it.

Bluekait He wasn't at all. They probably did. Man, was he loud.

FionaLuvsFinn whhaaatttt?

teamsalvatore98 WINNING!

-SilverFey- @Bluekait: he wasn't? That sucks. Oh well, what boy is? xD I can only think of three...two of which are too old for me...

Bluekait I don't know. I think he may be older

20 CINEMA SNOB 语录

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 你 have to believe every quote Hawking ever 说 ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was 说 that...

Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie Review

posted by NagisaFurukawa-

Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.

So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Glad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one.

I feel that Netflix and Warner brothers did a good job on this movie. People out there in the world need to stop comparing 日本动漫 live actions to the episodes. It's like how Marvel and DC 电影院 change and is not similar to the comics and 动画片 sometimes....

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5 Foods If They Could Evolve Like Pokemon

posted by -Universe_COLA-

So xD Fuck it.

-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White 面包 is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown 面包 is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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Arsenium - Rumadai (Everybody dance)

added by superboy16

Ex- O-zone band member

video

随意

rumadai

everybody dance

音乐

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What Makes A Character Truly Evil

posted by zanhar1

The embodiment of evil.

This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

By awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he 或者 she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right....

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD 你 PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman 迷失 there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

Which Emoji are you? My own test.

posted by ToriKelly5

1. Which would 你 read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do 你 go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.

3. 你 buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do 你 buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. 金牌 Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do 你 watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads 或者 a game 显示 like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama 或者 other.

6. Ok, last question: did 你 like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...

Puffball Perfumance (A Kirby/Looney Tunes crossover)

posted by aldrine2016

It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp 星, 星级 for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, 粉, 粉色 skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp 星, 星级 as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop 星, 星级 I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop 星, 星级 and flew...

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has 你 reunite a zoophile with his 最喜爱的 horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when 你 do the "right" thing, 你 often end up making people's lives worse. 你 give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with 你 to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who 你 helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Jibril (No Game No Life)

added by TheLefteris24

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 展示 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

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The 7 Golden Rules for Good Life

posted by miisous92

What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?

1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed 由 your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct 或者 alter.

3-Experience...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Sansa's Weird 日

posted by Windrises

Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 粉丝 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and 说 "How's it going?"

She 说 "Bad and I won't tell 你 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow 说 "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically 说 "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon 说 "Sister...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's 秒 life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them 由 confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled 由 the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the 标题 of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in 更多 cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 问题 of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A 列表 Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are 你 bored? Do 你 have the humor of a 10 年 old boy? Do 你 like 音乐 that doesn't have a real point? Do 你 like 音乐 that will make your grandma look at 你 with disappointment in her eyes!? If 你 answered yes to any of these 问题 then here is a 列表 for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes 音乐 about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John 心 - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

Sugar Glider.

added by PsychoTeddy

Source: Sugar Glider

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铁娘子乐队

added by shaneoohmac13