While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he 或者 she yells at you. Then ask if 你 got the job.
Stick a piece of 西兰花 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he 或者 she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s 台, 办公桌 in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired 你 want 台, 办公桌 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As 你 follow your interviewer to his 或者 her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
显示 up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as 你 walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
评论 on how much 你 like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as 你 can launching entire contents in your mouth in his 或者 her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth 由 theeth."
As 你 reach inside your 公文包 pull out a 袜子 puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that 你 get hired 或者 你 won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that 你 are committing a hostile take over of the company, 火, 消防 your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed 由 a 拍击, smack, 味道 to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he 或者 she yells at you. Then ask if 你 got the job.
Stick a piece of 西兰花 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he 或者 she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s 台, 办公桌 in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired 你 want 台, 办公桌 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As 你 follow your interviewer to his 或者 her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
显示 up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as 你 walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Ask for a company Porsche.
评论 on how much 你 like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as 你 can launching entire contents in your mouth in his 或者 her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth 由 theeth."
As 你 reach inside your 公文包 pull out a 袜子 puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that 你 get hired 或者 你 won’t give back their nose.
Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
Announce that 你 are committing a hostile take over of the company, 火, 消防 your interviewer.
At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed 由 a 拍击, smack, 味道 to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
