Eight 小时 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


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