Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought 你 had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
你 know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see 你 get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, 你 look like the guy in the picture 下一个 to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet 你 I can grab that gun before 你 finish 写作 my ticket.
So, 你 on the take, 或者 what?
Aren't 你 the guy from the village people?
Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can 你 give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, 你 must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless 你 hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do 你 mean have I been drinking? 你 are the trained specialist.