here's a 列表 of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny

1.If granny wants 你 to chew her 水果 . simply grab the now chewed 水果 with a napkin and give to granny that way 你 can avoid having bacteria 或者 saliva. if 你 don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack 你 for the rest of your life

2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.

3.When your feeding her 食物 watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!

4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for 你 if 你 do then granny will be gone 由 a 秒 trust me she disappears like batman! 或者 just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.

5.Granny wants 你 to meet precious simple, reply with a yes 或者 no respond. that is , if 你 wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.

6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants 你 to meet her pet , i suggest 你 come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.

7.Whenever 你 get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know 你 have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest 你 buy a helmet.

8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.

9.Don't ever 问题 granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where 你 are 或者 right in front of you.

10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless 你 want your family to be called ham and cheese