1.Determine how many times a week 你 eat 或者 want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 或者 10.
Let's say 你 eat 浓情巧克力 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 由 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前一个 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 由 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 你 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 你 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 或者 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 或者 two digits will be the number of times per week 你 eat 或者 want 浓情巧克力 (the number 你 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 浓情巧克力 a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say 你 eat 浓情巧克力 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 由 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前一个 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 由 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 你 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 你 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 或者 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 或者 two digits will be the number of times per week 你 eat 或者 want 浓情巧克力 (the number 你 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 浓情巧克力 a week, 35 years of age.
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 爱情 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in 你 and the things 你 doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 三文鱼 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 白饭, 大米 in a 白饭, 大米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 白饭, 大米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 白饭, 大米 on your hand and put your 最喜爱的 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 三文鱼 on the rice. Push the filling into the 白饭, 大米 lightly. Hold the 白饭, 大米 between your palms. Form the 白饭, 大米 into a round, a triangle, 或者 a cylinder 由 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 白饭, 大米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 包, 换行 the 白饭, 大米 ball with a strip of nori 或者 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: 你 got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 你 call right now we will also send 你 a what ever 你 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 更多 dollers shiping and handleing! 你 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 你 call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 你 call it have 你 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: 你 got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 你 call right now we will also send 你 a what ever 你 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 更多 dollers shiping and handleing! 你 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 你 call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 你 call it have 你 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, 星级 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 你 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 吉尔 EVERYONE LOVES 你 THE MOST 你 HAVE THE MOST 粉丝 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to 列表 all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 你 are a robot.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 你 are the robot here.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 你 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 你 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
哈哈 yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 你 are a robot.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 你 are the robot here.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 你 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 你 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
哈哈 yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The 音乐会 Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 小时 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 唱歌 I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're 座位 Ooh K Then 鸭, 德雷克 Sad 你 Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There 鸭, 德雷克 Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The 粉丝 粉丝 Was 唱歌 Along Giving Him 花 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 阅读 And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 你 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 问题 to a magic 8 ball and take the 答案 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 你 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 你 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 随意 person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 你 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 问题 to a magic 8 ball and take the 答案 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 你 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 你 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 随意 person!
raindrops on 玫瑰 and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 苹果 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 苹果 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
