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posted by kowalskipperico
    Pronunciation 
Éõrìã Màlîñìà (E-you-or-ee-a Mill-in-a) 
Mæræ Šîlętryę (Meer-ee Silly-tree-a)
Gõela Šçêlvælįçæ (Goo-Ella Skel-cleav-ee)
Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæń  (E-roll-a Yem- erany-ann)
Kätlÿã Klįñçé (Kate-leea Klince
Ærśhlèÿ Wèlśœń(Arsh-lee Well-so-en)
Æñæ Dœmêñ (An-ae Doe-men)
Cârâbęl (Cara-bell)
Mîdêllę
Ëlâšmâlgân Tœwn Pærk (Elis-mally-gan toe-ean pay-erk)
 Šêlvêš (Sell-ves)
Kàrlèèã (Care-lee-a)
                   One
                 ÈÕRÌÀ
Èòrìã Màlîñàì skipped down the cobblestone 街, 街道 humming her favourite song. Mæræ Šîlętryę and Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæn were meeting her at èlaśmàlìgàñ tœwñ pærk. Èòrìã turned at Śèłvèś Street. And ran into èlaśmàlìgàñ tœwñ pærk. Ęrôlâ was the only one there. 
“Hi Èòry,” he said. 
“Hey.” 说 Èòrìã
“Hæy” He mimicked. 
“Shut up!” She pronoced it ‘Shæt æp.'
“Hey,” 说 a voice. 
Èòrìã and Ęrôlâ looked up. Kâtlyâ Klįnçę, Æršhlêy Wêlšœn, and Ænæ Dœmęn were leaning on the sign that read: NÔ SMÔKĮNG! Ęrôlâ stood up blocking their view of Èòrìà. 
“What do 你 want” He asked. 
Æršlêy and Ænæ backed up but Kâtlyâ 说 “Oh we just wanted ta say hi.” She looked up at his dark green eyes. She batted her eye-lashes at him. 
“You know I like someone else now.” 说 Ęrôlâ. 
Èórìã wondered who he liked. 
“Well who do 你 like?” asked Æršhlÿ.
He looked over. Æršhlÿ whimper-ed and turned away. 
Ænæ tried to slip past him but he grabbed her and shoved her back. Kâtlyâ slipped past him grabbing  Èórìã. Ęrôlâ put one of his hands on Kâtlyâ's shoulder. With the other hand in his pouch. He rubb-ed šêlk oil on his hand. He press-ed his hand on her neck. She screamed. 
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Are 你 a good BFF?

Admit it, 你 couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best 老友记 foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your 老友记 are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps 你 run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and 你 trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other 日 during 排球 practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing 你 说 about Taylor? Now...
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10. ON VACATION: Who would 你 most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told 你 "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have 你 now wasted your time and money, but 你 can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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I'm putting two funny 文章 together in one, hope 你 enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 爱情 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would 你 know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what 你 need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless 你 hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't 你 the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, 你 must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are 你 Andy 或者 Barney?

6) I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person 下一个 to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.