When 你 get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
你 found this page with intentions of locating the 星, 星级 Wars "greek" club.
你 would 爱情 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 屁股 so 你 can be as wise as Yoda
When 你 get into a fight, 你 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If 你 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When 你 spend time watching the 星, 星级 Wars trilogy because 你 think there will be a test on it later.
你 冲床 out trekkies who say "Death 星, 星级 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, 你 finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
你 put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
你 name your right hand 'Leia'
你 waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a 日 coming up with jokes for this page.
你 think 你 are the life of the party because 你 imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever 你 get in trouble, 你 mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 你 listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks 你 how fast your car is, 你 reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When 你 need to go to the toilet, 你 say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
你 ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
你 don't have any money to buy 食物 或者 clothes but 你 have a kick-ass 星, 星级 WARS collection.
你 swear 你 saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
你 get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are 你 doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When 你 wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
你 know you're a 星, 星级 Wars geek when 你 unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
你 start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling 你 to go to bed.
When 你 spend eight hours at the 图书馆 printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says 你 have a small dick and 你 say "You underestimate the power of the force."
你 Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 秒 before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 你 find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 分钟 later.
你 curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
你 冲床 out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
你 can't resist to hum when 你 turn on a flashlight
Before sex, 你 look at your penis and say "Get in there, 你 furry oaf, I don't care what 你 smell!"
You're a 星, 星级 Wars geek when your teacher hands 你 your test back and says "commas are your weakness." 你 shoot back: "And your faith in your 老友记 is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted 由 little green men 你 say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. 你 actually feel the need to attack 星, 星级 Wars geeks with a camera to prove that 你 are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick 你 remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
你 buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so 你 could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy 更多 times than mark hammil.
When 你 heard of 泰坦尼克号 getting 更多 money than 星, 星级 Wars, 你 immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
你 respond to your 老友记 taunting of "HA! HA! 泰坦尼克号 beat 星, 星级 Wars!" 由 clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
你 sabotage the 泰坦尼克号 theatre to play 星, 星级 Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
你 call in bomb threats every time 泰坦尼克号 starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when 你 watch the people running out.
你 finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
你 point out to people that 给 inflation 星, 星级 Wars kicked Titanic's 屁股 由 nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local 星, 星级 Wars supplier.
The first thing 你 think of when 你 hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
你 stand up a 日期 to put jokes on this page.
你 go to 星, 星级 wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
你 wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
你 have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks 你 if anyone else has handled your bag 你 say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no 问题 asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex 你 say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep 你 warm".
你 know you're a 星, 星级 Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
你 found this page with intentions of locating the 星, 星级 Wars "greek" club.
你 would 爱情 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 屁股 so 你 can be as wise as Yoda
When 你 get into a fight, 你 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If 你 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When 你 spend time watching the 星, 星级 Wars trilogy because 你 think there will be a test on it later.
你 冲床 out trekkies who say "Death 星, 星级 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, 你 finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
你 put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
你 name your right hand 'Leia'
你 waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a 日 coming up with jokes for this page.
你 think 你 are the life of the party because 你 imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever 你 get in trouble, 你 mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 你 listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks 你 how fast your car is, 你 reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When 你 need to go to the toilet, 你 say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
你 ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
你 don't have any money to buy 食物 或者 clothes but 你 have a kick-ass 星, 星级 WARS collection.
你 swear 你 saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
你 get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are 你 doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When 你 wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
你 know you're a 星, 星级 Wars geek when 你 unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
你 start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling 你 to go to bed.
When 你 spend eight hours at the 图书馆 printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says 你 have a small dick and 你 say "You underestimate the power of the force."
你 Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 秒 before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 你 find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 分钟 later.
你 curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
你 冲床 out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
你 can't resist to hum when 你 turn on a flashlight
Before sex, 你 look at your penis and say "Get in there, 你 furry oaf, I don't care what 你 smell!"
You're a 星, 星级 Wars geek when your teacher hands 你 your test back and says "commas are your weakness." 你 shoot back: "And your faith in your 老友记 is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted 由 little green men 你 say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. 你 actually feel the need to attack 星, 星级 Wars geeks with a camera to prove that 你 are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick 你 remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
你 buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so 你 could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy 更多 times than mark hammil.
When 你 heard of 泰坦尼克号 getting 更多 money than 星, 星级 Wars, 你 immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
你 respond to your 老友记 taunting of "HA! HA! 泰坦尼克号 beat 星, 星级 Wars!" 由 clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
你 sabotage the 泰坦尼克号 theatre to play 星, 星级 Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
你 call in bomb threats every time 泰坦尼克号 starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when 你 watch the people running out.
你 finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
你 point out to people that 给 inflation 星, 星级 Wars kicked Titanic's 屁股 由 nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local 星, 星级 Wars supplier.
The first thing 你 think of when 你 hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
你 stand up a 日期 to put jokes on this page.
你 go to 星, 星级 wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
你 wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
你 have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks 你 if anyone else has handled your bag 你 say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no 问题 asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex 你 say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep 你 warm".
你 know you're a 星, 星级 Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
