-Every year, nearly 4 million 猫 are eaten in Asia
-On average, 猫 spend 2/3 of a 日 sleeping,that means a 9 年 old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. 狗 and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of 猫 is called a "clowder"
-Female 猫 tend to be right pawed, while male 猫 are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, 狗 make 10.
-Some siamese 猫 appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A 猫 eyesight is both better and worse than a humans eyesight. 猫 see better in dim light and humans see better color. 草 can appear red to a cat.
-Cats hate water because their 毛皮 doesnt insulate well when its wet, the Turkish 面包车, 范 breed, however likes to swim because its 毛皮 has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.
-2 Siamese 猫 were clawing and meowing at walls of a building, their owners investigated, thinking they would find mice, but instead they found hidden spy microphones
-In other countries, black 猫 are considered lucky
-A female cat is called a 皇后乐队 或者 a molly
-Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations.Cats are 说 to detect earthquakes faster than humans
-In the 1930s, 2 Russian biologists discovered that siamese 小猫 depend on their body temperature. They carry albino genes that only work at over 98 degrees. If these 小猫 are left in a very warm room, they turn creamy white.
Hope u enjoyed these! If u want to ask me for a certain cat question, go ahead and post in the 评论 或者 on my wall. BYE!!!!!!!
-On average, 猫 spend 2/3 of a 日 sleeping,that means a 9 年 old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. 狗 and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of 猫 is called a "clowder"
-Female 猫 tend to be right pawed, while male 猫 are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, 狗 make 10.
-Some siamese 猫 appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A 猫 eyesight is both better and worse than a humans eyesight. 猫 see better in dim light and humans see better color. 草 can appear red to a cat.
-Cats hate water because their 毛皮 doesnt insulate well when its wet, the Turkish 面包车, 范 breed, however likes to swim because its 毛皮 has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.
-2 Siamese 猫 were clawing and meowing at walls of a building, their owners investigated, thinking they would find mice, but instead they found hidden spy microphones
-In other countries, black 猫 are considered lucky
-A female cat is called a 皇后乐队 或者 a molly
-Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations.Cats are 说 to detect earthquakes faster than humans
-In the 1930s, 2 Russian biologists discovered that siamese 小猫 depend on their body temperature. They carry albino genes that only work at over 98 degrees. If these 小猫 are left in a very warm room, they turn creamy white.
Hope u enjoyed these! If u want to ask me for a certain cat question, go ahead and post in the 评论 或者 on my wall. BYE!!!!!!!
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 你 are a robot.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 你 are the robot here.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 你 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 你 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
哈哈 yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 你 are a robot.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 你 are the robot here.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 你 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 你 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
哈哈 yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The 音乐会 Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 小时 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 唱歌 I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're 座位 Ooh K Then 鸭, 德雷克 Sad 你 Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There 鸭, 德雷克 Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The 粉丝 粉丝 Was 唱歌 Along Giving Him 花 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 阅读 And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 你 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 问题 to a magic 8 ball and take the 答案 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 你 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 你 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 随意 person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 你 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 问题 to a magic 8 ball and take the 答案 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 你 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 你 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 随意 person!
raindrops on 玫瑰 and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 苹果 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 苹果 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 食物 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 问题 (ex: What do 图书馆 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 你 think she is
*She throws 食物 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 问题 (ex: What do 图书馆 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 你 think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book 由 its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders 或者 u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 爱情 to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break 你 down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 你 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 评论 about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why 你 like what 你 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 你 do it? Do 你 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 你 do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 你 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 评论 about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why 你 like what 你 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 你 do it? Do 你 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 你 do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent 香蕉 even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a 香蕉 is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but 你 can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a 更多 stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are 俱乐部 song)
香蕉 香蕉 羊 are there 老友记
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a 香蕉 is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but 你 can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a 更多 stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are 俱乐部 song)
香蕉 香蕉 羊 are there 老友记
BANANAS