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posted by BloodyMascara_
Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are 你 listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, 爱情 keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: 你 only live forever in the lights 你 make. When we were young we used to say, that 你 only hear the 音乐 when your 心 begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a 问题 but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope 你 have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never give in, never back down. When your life feels lost, fight against all odds. Never give in, never back down.

Pierce The Veil: Fine, maybe I'll pretend right now, but I swear to God, I'm gonna change the world. And I promise you, someday we'll tell ourselves; "Oh my God, this is paradise!"

Paramore: Don't look up, just let them think there's no place else you'd rather be.

Suicide Silence: 你 only live once, for a very short time, so make very 秒 divine.

Bless The Fall: Don't let your eyes ever go shut on me. I won't let your voice be silenced, silenced.

A 日 To Remember: All I want is a place to call my own, to mend the hearts of everyone who feels alone.

Rise Against: I don't ask for much, truth be told I'd settle for a life less frightening.

Simple Plan: No 你 don't know what it's like, when nothing feels alright. No 你 don't know what it's like, to be like me.

Flyleaf: I see 你 laughing at the rain that hits your face, with your arms stretched open, soaking in the rain. In a world I find so hard, 你 find so beautiful. There's a hope in you, deep inside for me.

Asking Alexandria: Even though i'm on my own, i know i'm not alone, because i know there's someone somewhere, praying that i make it home.

Of Mice & Men: All they told me was just give up,you’ll never be good enough, but I will carry on and 显示 they world that they went wrong.

Bring Me The Horizon: If only sorrow could build a staircase, 或者 tears could 显示 the way I would climb my way to Heaven, and bring him back 首页 again Don't give up hope my friend, this is not the end

Pierce The Veil: If I were you, I'd put that away see, you're just wasted and thinking about the past again darling you'll be okay

Of Mice & Men: This is not what it is only baby scars, i need your 爱情 like a boy needs his mothers side.

Asking Alexandria: How stubborn are those scars when they won't fade away, 或者 just a gentle reminder that now are better days.

For All Those Sleeping: Scars can be so hard to hide when all around is flawless, but where we've been has made us who we are

All Time Low: Give me therapy, I'm a walking travesty, but I'm smiling at everything. Therapy, 你 were never a friend to me, and 你 can keep all your misery.

A 日 To Remember: 唱歌 my songs is the way I cope with life.

All Time Low: I'll be fine Even though I'm not always right I can count on the sun to shine Dedication takes a lifetime But dreams only last for a night

Sleeping with Sirens: Is there a right way for being strong, feels like I'm doing things all wrong. Still I'm here just holding on, confess my 心 and forgive my wrongs.

Pierce the Veil: I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful, and I don't ever want to lose my best friend.

Rise Against: It's always darkest just before the dawn. So stay awake with me, let's prove them wrong.

Black Veil Brides: SO hear my voice, reminds 你 not to bleed. I'm here. A savior will be there when 你 are feeling alone. A savior for all that 你 do so you'll live freely without their harm,.

Of Mice & Men: There's nothing that can't be covered with love, don't speak that way, 'cause I won't allow you. You're too young to live this way, just close your eyes and see the true meaning.

You Me At Six: And Everyone 你 once knew has turned their backs. And everyone that 你 once loved has sold 你 out. And everyone I know, they faked it from the word go and I need to know why, That everyone I 爱情 has been swimming with the sharks and I don't know why. So, How does it feel?

Sleeping With Sirens: How crazy it seems, we can waste our whole lives helplessly just patiently waiting, for a 爱情 like 你 and me.

All Time Low: Arrogant boy, 爱情 yourself so no one has too, theyre better of without you.

Panic! At The Disco: Diamond's do appear just like broken glass to me.

All Time Low: I'm a walking travesty, but I'm smiling at everything

Falling In Reverse: No, I won't let 你 win. Not this time, my friend. 你 know that I'm better in the end. No, 你 won't take my pride, I'll keep my head held high, 'cause I know that I'm better in the end.

Icon For Hire: It burns for a moment but... but them it numbs you. Takes 你 and leaves 你 just, caught in the grey. In your deepest pain, in your weakest hour, in your darkest night. 你 are lovely.

Motionless In White: Trapped in this black hole, Abandoned, alone. And I'm here for you. I am so sick, so sick, so sick. I am so fucking sick of this.

Escape the Fate: The silence cuts me, my arrogance is striking. Yet so addictive, just like the drugs inside me. I'm feelin' anger, my hopes gone through the sky. I can no longer, his words cut me down to size.

The Dresden Dolls: 起重机 my neck and scratch my name, but the ugly marks are worth a momentary gain.

Breathe Carolina: If 你 look everybody, He's trying on new faces, and the ones that fit are surprisingly contagious, and with a shining new beginning we cautiously invite 你 to, into the dressing room.

Three Days Grace: Even if I say it'll be alright, still I hear 你 say 你 want to end your life, now and again we try to just stay alive, maybe we'll turn it around 'cause it's not too late, it's never too late.

Linkin Park: Tried to give 你 warning but everyone ignores me. Told 你 everything loud and clear. But nobody’s listening. Called to 你 so clearly but 你 don’t want to hear me. Told 你 everything loud and clear. But nobody’s listening.

Me: I'm listening to 超能英雄 who helped me 更多 in life than any of you.

In the comments, post some lyrics that helped 你 through tough times, 或者 that saved 你 from being sucked into the shadows.
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the 显示 is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 你 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 比萨, 比萨饼 Hog", 或者 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making 你 upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way 你 are, 或者 they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, 或者 don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying 你 for "no reason", it's because they like you, 或者 is jealous of you, 或者 it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give 你 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if 你 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written 由 a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever 你 do, don't just 显示 up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and 你 will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to 吻乐队(Kiss) in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope 你 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 你 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 你 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 下一个 to 你 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 支撑, 海岸 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 你 smile
8:Clear as a 钟, 贝尔 my nody 说 "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the 泰坦尼克号 first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 或者 the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend 你 their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 或者 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 你 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents 由 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 由 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail 你 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 下一个 to 你 sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else 你 cried...just laugh about it with 你 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised 由 the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one 鱼 heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 老友记

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 你 are raising money to buy 食物 for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 你 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines 日 gift your 老友记 a cucumber and tell them 你 grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 下一个 to your ear and say that he talks to 你 and says he need a new 首页 and thats why 你 buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 或者 爱情 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 更多 fans......add 随意 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 更多 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn 奖章 ...u have to add 更多 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 更多 奖章 .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 更多 fans.....and frnds too.

when i have 更多 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 文章 will be useful have a gr8 日 everybody and type ur 评论 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a 比萨, 比萨饼 and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best 比萨, 比萨饼 ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 随意 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 你 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 列表 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 你 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 你 are a muggle born even if 你 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope 你 liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a 问题 on this spot that asked "If 你 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 最佳, 返回页首 of a building getting ready to jump, would 你 cry 或者 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 最佳, 返回页首 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do 你 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 你 know 或者 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created 由 augustemily1997

Created 由 augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did 你 know that every night before 你 go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to 吻乐队(Kiss) you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If 你 repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with 你 will approach 你 within one 月 and ask 你 out 或者 grab 你 and 吻乐队(Kiss) you. but if 你 break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did 你 here about the blonde who shot an 《绿箭侠》 into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 街, 街道 when the sign 说 "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when 你 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know 你 could play Twister all 由 yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know 你 could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: 你 spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he 或者 she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that 你 can see that 你 di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the 下一个 stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the 下一个 stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is 由 far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic 问题 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 答案 that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 你 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 海滩 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was 阅读 the Wal-Mart 文章 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 评论 section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 搜索 of you
Looking for the 心 now
Have 你 heard the news
maybe 你 偷了 it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 搜索 of you
Looking for he 心 now
Have 你 heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find 你 soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of 你 know it as the only song i know 由 心 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge 蜘蛛 i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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