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最佳, 返回页首 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire
17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.
16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap 或者 the yellow crap?"
15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.
14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.
13. Insists on 展示 你 pictures of her prom 日期 with Bob Dole.
12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."
11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.
10. Replaces in-flight movie with racy story about how he and Amelia Earhart founded the Mile High Club.
9. As passengers deplane, forgets to say "bye" and just stands there saying "buh... buh... buh... buh... buh... buh..."
8. No matter what 你 order, she serves up a nice warm glass of Bosco.
7. After demonstrating the oxygen mask, needs to keep it on.
6. Matches entire business class shot for shot.
5. Uses false teeth to prevent the 食物 大车, 购物车 from rolling down the aisle.
4. Breaks wind so forcefully that the oxygen masks drop.
3. Requests that passengers refrain from using electronic devices such as Wurlitzers, Victrolas, and telegraphs.
2. Excitedly announces that the in-flight movie will be a "talkie."
1. Keeps getting 迷失 on the way to the cockpit.
最佳, 返回页首 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire
17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.
16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap 或者 the yellow crap?"
15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.
14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.
13. Insists on 展示 你 pictures of her prom 日期 with Bob Dole.
12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."
11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.
10. Replaces in-flight movie with racy story about how he and Amelia Earhart founded the Mile High Club.
9. As passengers deplane, forgets to say "bye" and just stands there saying "buh... buh... buh... buh... buh... buh..."
8. No matter what 你 order, she serves up a nice warm glass of Bosco.
7. After demonstrating the oxygen mask, needs to keep it on.
6. Matches entire business class shot for shot.
5. Uses false teeth to prevent the 食物 大车, 购物车 from rolling down the aisle.
4. Breaks wind so forcefully that the oxygen masks drop.
3. Requests that passengers refrain from using electronic devices such as Wurlitzers, Victrolas, and telegraphs.
2. Excitedly announces that the in-flight movie will be a "talkie."
1. Keeps getting 迷失 on the way to the cockpit.
