13/10/2012. Saturday
This morning I woke up at 7.30am and read 'Dear Nobody', a teen pregnancy romance novel' for 15 minutes. Then I got out of 床, 床上 and woke up my father. After that I heated up a piece of 比萨, 比萨饼 and watched the Today show. Then I cleaned my teeth and changed into a black and white striped tee 衬衫 with a glittery 心 设计 and tight hot 粉, 粉色 denim shorts. Then I packed my backpack with 2 《冰雪奇缘》 水果 果汁 poppers, lots of water and 1 浓情巧克力 muffins. I took my bag and my father and I got in the car and drove to the beach. We met up with about 15 locals and walked down to a part of the 海滩 that is owned 由 the Air Force and banned from going on. We were allowed to go on it because we had a Air Force guy with us and we were voulenteering to collect rubbish in the bushes of the beach. After we gathered plastic bottles and small pieces of nothing for an 小时 and a half my dad and I ate our muffins and drunk our poppers then walked back to the main land. When we got to the car we drove to the 鱼 and chip 商店 to get lunch with we ate on the drive home. Then O played The Sims 3 on wii for a few hours and washed my hair. Then I ate 晚餐 while watching NRL Then wrote this article
This morning I woke up at 7.30am and read 'Dear Nobody', a teen pregnancy romance novel' for 15 minutes. Then I got out of 床, 床上 and woke up my father. After that I heated up a piece of 比萨, 比萨饼 and watched the Today show. Then I cleaned my teeth and changed into a black and white striped tee 衬衫 with a glittery 心 设计 and tight hot 粉, 粉色 denim shorts. Then I packed my backpack with 2 《冰雪奇缘》 水果 果汁 poppers, lots of water and 1 浓情巧克力 muffins. I took my bag and my father and I got in the car and drove to the beach. We met up with about 15 locals and walked down to a part of the 海滩 that is owned 由 the Air Force and banned from going on. We were allowed to go on it because we had a Air Force guy with us and we were voulenteering to collect rubbish in the bushes of the beach. After we gathered plastic bottles and small pieces of nothing for an 小时 and a half my dad and I ate our muffins and drunk our poppers then walked back to the main land. When we got to the car we drove to the 鱼 and chip 商店 to get lunch with we ate on the drive home. Then O played The Sims 3 on wii for a few hours and washed my hair. Then I ate 晚餐 while watching NRL Then wrote this article
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 加入 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 你 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 加入 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 你 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this 文章 is not about 羊 或者 bananas it is about a 更多 serious matter.
this is a 辩论 and i want everyone 阅读 this
写作 a 评论 about what 你 think is write 或者 wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken?
thats my 辩论 and i want EVERYONE who's a 粉丝
of 随意 to write what they think is right
and become a 粉丝 of me and become a 粉丝 of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a 辩论 and i want everyone 阅读 this
写作 a 评论 about what 你 think is write 或者 wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken?
thats my 辩论 and i want EVERYONE who's a 粉丝
of 随意 to write what they think is right
and become a 粉丝 of me and become a 粉丝 of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
DEMENTED POEMS
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
玫瑰 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
玫瑰 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 显示 me your tits
玫瑰 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 你 爱情 it up the shitter
玫瑰 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
玫瑰 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
玫瑰 are shit
Violets are crap
显示 me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
玫瑰 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 吞, 燕子 it down
玫瑰 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
玫瑰 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
玫瑰 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 显示 me your tits
玫瑰 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 你 爱情 it up the shitter
玫瑰 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
玫瑰 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
玫瑰 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
玫瑰 are shit
Violets are crap
显示 me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
玫瑰 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 吞, 燕子 it down
玫瑰 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while 以前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask 你 somethingand i want 你 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 你 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 你 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 或者 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask 你 somethingand i want 你 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 你 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 你 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 或者 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? 你 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 你 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 你 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 你 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? 你 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 你 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 你 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 你 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
