1. Go outside, and if 你 see someone, take the 随意 person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic 接吻 scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger 座位 of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why 狗 only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to 唱歌 in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 你 are seen to 由 a dotor 或者 nurse then when they approach 你 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 你 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for 你 flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are 你 listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do 你 like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks 你 to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks 你 to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your 首页 alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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1.98 percent of teenagers do 或者 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 你 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...