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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until 你 are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines 你 see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store

5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to 加入 in

6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make 你 look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out

7. get as many cards as 你 can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if 你 see them again give them another card)

8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them 做广告 that product

9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the 糖果 and when 你 see 浓情巧克力 repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate

10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away

11. Buy something (it has to be 食物 ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"

12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation 更多 ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy 或者 a girl?!" when they look at 你 funny 或者 say something run away

13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle

14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff 你 want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did 你 find everything okay today?"

15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"

16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out

17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out

18. When 你 got to the 照片 center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you

19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a 分钟 then say: "hi, sorry about calling 你 fat.. Do 你 want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction

20. Ask the cashier were 婴儿 come from
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#10 - Makuta Teridax (Bionicle)

This is the Makuta that we know and 爱情 to hate! He became the main Makuta after overthrowing Miserix. He is the most well known Bionicle villain and lives for quite a long time.

#9 - Newt (The Animaniacs)

I know most people don't count this pooch as a villain, but he is in my book. He tries to kidnap a 貂, 水貂 (Minerva 貂, 水貂 in particular) so he can give her to his master. I know he may not be "evil", but he is still a villain.

#8 - The One who is The One (Witch and Wizard)

This guy is downright despicable! He bans books, science, art, movies, and other fun things!...
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posted by VickyLover_
嘿 guys! Many people on 脸谱 asked me how to make 脸谱 Cover Photos. Now on Fanpop, I'm learning 你 how to make one! So let's start:

1st Step: Open PiZap. Click link to open it.

2nd Step: After 你 finished choosing the background, start adding pictures. 你 can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pictures because they're better. 你 can 搜索 some PNG pictures on 谷歌 & other sites.

3rd Step: Now 你 can start adding stickers, textures, & anything 你 want.

4th Step: After 你 added the deatils, save it. & finally 你 can customize your FB cover photo!

Question:
- How to save?
Just look above the tools, you'll find "save image" click on it then you'll finish making the cover.

Picture tutorial is below the article.
 After 你 opened PiZap Editor, choose a background. I'm choosing this BG.
After you opened PiZap Editor, choose a background. I'm choosing this BG.
 After 你 chose a BG, 你 can start adding pics, textures, stickers,& more! A reminder, u can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pics because they're better. 你 can 搜索 some PNG pictures on Google. I'm using PNG pics on this BG
After you chose a BG, you can start adding pics, textures, stickers,& more! A reminder, u can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pics because they're better. You can search some PNG pictures on Google. I'm using PNG pics on this BG
posted by Surfer_Girl_16
你 can be the 花生 牛油, 黄油 to my jelly
You can be the 蝴蝶 I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the 云, 云计算 when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy 你 complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the 苹果 to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of 花生 牛油, 黄油 sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) 或者 the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine 或者 urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a 痣, 鼹鼠 rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
I'm letting 你 do things I'd never let anyone else do
I'm saying things I wouldn't say to anyone but you
I'm feeling these feelings, I hope you're feeling them too
It's like all I really need is you

And when 你 hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when 你 hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You hug me when I'm down
And 你 tell me I'm great
You make my feet leave the ground
And I hope that's the way it stays

And when 你 hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when 你 hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You know how to make a girl smile...
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I if 你 want this to be funny, 你 might want to read 或者 watch the harry potter 电影院 and books. If 你 already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told 你 你 had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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I saw a pick where it 说 "What else should 潮流粉丝俱乐部 have?" created 由 breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own 个人资料 and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more 俱乐部 >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

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That's it!

Now 你 have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this 你 won't be a 粉丝 any 更多 from any club!
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if 你 have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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