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posted by Feathershine
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Who do 你 have a crush on?

If 你 had to 日期 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity 你 would want to make out with

Name five people 你 hate and why 你 hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have 你 ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If 你 did, what did 你 do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have 你 ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have 你 had your first kiss, if 你 have, were was it and who was it with?

Have 你 ever seen a parent naked?

Have 你 ever seen 动物 reproducing?

Have 你 stalked anyone, if 你 have, who was it?

Have 你 ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have 你 had a blind 日期 before, if 你 have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have 你 ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?

Have 你 ever done anything illegal? If 你 have, what did 你 do?

Have 你 ever had beer/wine?

Have 你 ever cheated on 你 girlfriend/boyfriend with your 老友记 girlfriend/boyfriend?

What was the biggest trouble you've ever gotten into? What was it about?

Have 你 ever licked anything off anyone? If 你 have, what did 你 lick off of them and who was it?

Have 你 ever touched someones... Thingy? If 你 have was it on accident 或者 on purpose?

Have 你 ever had to hump anything? If 你 had to, what did 你 hump?

Have 你 ever t-bagged someone on (whatever games 你 noobs play all I know of is Halo were 你 can do that)

Have 你 ever called your best friend a naughty word (example: dick)

Have 你 ever lick an animal before? If 你 have, what animal? And was it your pet?

Have 你 ever been attacked 由 an animal? If 你 have what animal was it and were where 你 at the time of the attack?

Have 你 ever seen 动物 fighting? If 你 have, what 动物 were fighting?

DARES

Lick the person to your rights feet

Make out with someone of the opposite gender for two minutes

Make out with someone of the same gender for one minute

吻乐队(Kiss) the person on your rights cheek (does not matter which gender) and say 你 爱情 them and 你 think their sexy

Tell someone (any gender) their sexy

Go outside and scream out "someone shot me!"

Run around the neighborhood screaming: "I'm a dick! And everyone hates me!!" do this until your 老友记 tell 你 to come back

Go outside in front of everyone around and sing to them any song of your 老友记 chose

If your in a pool 或者 hot tub wait until 你 have to fart then fart and announce it out loud as loud as 你 possibly can "I cut the cheese"

Make out with someones girlfriend/boyfriend (only if they allow it which probably won't happen)

Tell someone their fat and ugly, then ten 分钟 later apologize and give them a hug and a 吻乐队(Kiss) on the cheek

Give someone an "aunty kiss" borrow some lip stick then give 吻乐队(Kiss) them!

If there is a pool with people in it then sprint up to it scream and belly flop into the pool

Go up to someone 你 don't know and ask for their number

Order a pizza, and when they get there ask them out (no matter what gender) if they say yes make out with them then break up with them

Ask a 随意 person if they want to make out, if they say yes make out with them for as long as the dare says, then just get up and randomly walk away after that time

Swap clothes/bathing 《金装律师》 with someone else for a half-an-hour

Rip of someones bikini 最佳, 返回页首 and throw the bikini 最佳, 返回页首 out the window and tell them to go get it without covering their boobs

Take off your 衬衫 或者 bikini 最佳, 返回页首 for five seconds

Make someone ask someone out in the game, if they say yes 你 have to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for a least two weeks (or until that other person wants to break up)

Go up to someone and say they need to lose weight, at the end of the game say your sorry and offer to take that person to McDonalds for fries and shakes

Tell someone their a 婊子, 子 then stomp away and never attempt to talk to them again

Call your crush and say their sexy and 或者 hot

Call a 随意 person and say their sexy and 或者 hot

Cover your eyes then go up to someone in truth 或者 dare and ask them out (does not matter the gender)


Okay there, there is a whole lot 更多 but yeah this is just me brainstorming have fun, at your parties/sleepovers/having 老友记 over :)))))
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about 迪士尼 and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have 你 watched Shake it up? It's the best thing 迪士尼 has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit 迪士尼 Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL 迪士尼 & music. Even the trash 电影院 like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the 迪士尼 direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap 迪士尼 Channel has to offer....
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Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of 年 again. The 万圣节前夕 season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And 你 know what that means? That means it’s another 年 for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher 电影院 came out that decade. 你 got Jason Vorhees,...
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Okay so a quick 显示 of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal 日本 containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, 或者 at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced 由 Samuel L. Jackson, 音乐 was done 由 RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the 日本动漫 itself was animated 由 Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored 由 a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized 手套 weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told 你 if 你 keep falling asleep, their gonna kick 你 outta here"...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 你 can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are 你 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 你 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 你 were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 由 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 你 have to believe every quote Hawking ever 说 ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was 说 that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White 面包 is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown 面包 is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 展示 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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