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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If 你 live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some 老友记 along for company, 或者 just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform 随意 acts of kindness.

9. Find out all the great touristy places in your city. Now spend the 日 being a tourist!

10. Try geocaching.

11. Check out the local art scene. Attend a gallery opening.

12. Become a babysitter and have fun playing with a child – everyone needs to engage in an epic light saber battle every once in awhile!

13. Try to beat 20Q.

14. Go fly a kite.

15. Give yourself a facial. 或者 a total make-over.

16. Try brewing your own beer. 或者 make your own wine.

17. 谷歌 everyone 你 knew in high school.

18. If 你 like building, making, and/or creating things, find something on Instructables to make.

19. Check out a sketchy ethnic restaurant in your area. 你 might find a gem 或者 你 might get 食物 poisoning. Either way, it's the stuff stories are made of. Plus, you’ll be able to say "I know this great little _____ place."

20. Take all the cushions off your 长椅, 沙发 and some blankets from your 床, 床上 and build a fort.

21. Be someone else for a few hours. Put on a hat, fake beard and eyeglasses and walk around town.

22. Go for a walk. Explore your neighborhood. You’re bound to find gardens, shops, restaurants, art, 或者 other 随意 bits of wonderfulness 你 didn’t even know were there.

23. Choose a movie to see based on the roll of the dice. Open a newspaper 或者 web browser to your local movie listings. Roll the dice. If, for example, 你 roll a three, go see the third movie in the listings.

24. Read a book. Try one that someone has recommended but that 你 wouldn’t normally choose for yourself. 你 might be pleasantly surprised.

25. Start a blog.

26. Learn to play a musical instrument. Take up the ukulele.

27. Spend some time browsing in the public library.

28. Have coffee in a bookstore. Sit in one of their super-comfy armchairs. Read one of their books.

29. Window shop. Or, 商店 for windows. Whichever.

30. Go to a gun range and try out some rental pistols.

31. Interview someone. Local history organizations often need people to conduct interviews and transcribe oral histories that might otherwise be lost.

32. Document your 日 in photographs.

33. Treat yourself to a manicure. 或者 a pedicure.

34. Grab a partner and hit the racquetball 或者 网球 court.

35. Facebook-stalk people from your past.

36. Try the assignments at Learning to 爱情 你 More.

37. Release a book into the wild.

38. Get yourself a fake buddy.

39. Exchange postcards with a stranger.

40. Order something from The Something Store.

41. Wash your dog. Try washing your cat.

42. Cut out 照片 and paste them on Popsicle sticks. Have a puppet show.

43. Learn to peel a 香蕉 with your feet.

44. Have a movie marathon. Watch all the Lord of the Rings movies. 或者 all of the 星, 星级 Wars films. 或者 the Indiana ... 你 get the idea.

45. Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue. 或者 mute the TV and play music. It’s funny to see how the 音乐 “matches up” with what’s happening on-screen.

46. Go 垃圾箱, 垃圾站 diving and see what 你 can find.

47. Make faces at strangers to make them laugh.

48. Take your TV outside. While you’re at it, take your 最喜爱的 comfy chair 或者 长椅, 沙发 outside too!

49. Watch kids play – and then 加入 in.

50. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

51. Skip rather than walk.

52. 加入 the summer 阅读 program at your local library. Who cares if it’s just for kids?

53. Plant a garden. 或者 some potted plants.

54. Pack a fun lunch and go to the park. Play Frisbee.

55. Decorate blank t-shirts.

56. Set up a Slip 'N Slide in your back yard. Invite the whole neighborhood!

57. Spend a 日 at the beach.

58. Make 柠檬汽水, 柠檬水 from lemons.

59. Set up a hammock in your yard. Use it!

60. Make your own ice cream.

61. Create a masterpiece on your driveway with sidewalk chalk.

62. Have a water balloon fight. 或者 a sponge ball fight.

63. Help produce the 1 秒 Film.

64. Watch presentations on slideshare.

65. Write a one-sentence story.

66. Learn how to make 覆盆子 jam, how to make fortune cookies, how to fix a bicycle chain, how to start a small business, and more!

67. Visit a museum. 或者 visit an online museum.

68. Go bowling.

69. Blow bubbles.

70. Build a campfire and make s’mores. 或者 香蕉 boats.

71. Decorate a pair of flip-flops.

72. Gather some old dry 面包 crusts and feed the birds. 或者 go to a lake 或者 pond and feed the ducks.

73. Go on a hike.

74. Research your family tree.

75. Go to a farmer’s market.

76. Start a scrapbook.

77. Learn to crochet. 或者 knit.

78. 星, 星级 gaze. 或者 visit a science center 或者 planetarium.

79. Lie on the 草 and look at 云, 云计算 shapes.

80. Build a sandcastle.

81. Plant a tree.

82. Bake cookies. Put them in pretty containers and deliver them to your friends.

83. Rent a projector, hang a white sheet in your backyard and have a backyard movie night.

84. Have a 枕头 fight.

85. Clean up trash in a local park. 或者 pick up trash on your block.

86. Paint your bedroom a new color.

87. Learn to juggle.

88. Start a collection.

89. Record a funny new greeting for your voice mail.

90. Buy part of the moon.

91. Make deep-fried Twinkies.

92. Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up.

93. Go into a building and set all the clocks ahead one 小时 (or behind, if you're really bold).

94. Write a novel.

95. Build things out of cans of food. Donate them to a 食物 bank afterwards.

96. Watch a familiar DVD dubbed in a foreign language.

97. Learn a new language. 或者 learn sign language!

98. Write a letter to a friend. On paper! Don’t forget to mail it.

99. Clean out your closet.

100. Rearrange your furniture.

101. Make a list. (Maybe a 列表 of things to do when you’re bored!)
posted by juviechick1339
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Created 由 augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
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did 你 know that every night before 你 go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to 吻乐队(Kiss) you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If 你 repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with 你 will approach 你 within one 月 and ask 你 out 或者 grab 你 and 吻乐队(Kiss) you. but if 你 break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did 你 here about the blonde who shot an 《绿箭侠》 into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 街, 街道 when the sign 说 "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when 你 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know 你 could play Twister all 由 yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know 你 could play the cello online either.


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Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: 你 spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he 或者 she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the 下一个 stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the 下一个 stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is 由 far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic 问题 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 答案 that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 你 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 海滩 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was 阅读 the Wal-Mart 文章 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 评论 section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Great to see 你 again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never 说 we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of 粉丝 fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested 由 Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in 搜索 of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 日 off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all 你 want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
日 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: 嘿 Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. 吻乐队(Kiss) me I'm british? Well, 你 know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to 吻乐队(Kiss) me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 分钟 later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little 小马 Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & 彩虹 Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if 你 don't have enough water, 或者 shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if 你 bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed 由 the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a 年 after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss 或者 even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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posted by windwakerguy430
你 know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee 或者 if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on youtobe of these two English Youtuber's who...
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