随意 Article: 随意 Jokes

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posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down 船, 小船 in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' 或者 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."

-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette replies,"Go stand in the middle of that road with your eyes closed, and don't move." The blonde complies, and as a result, she is run over 由 a truck. The brunette starts saying,"Fifty-seven, fifty-seven, fifty-seven..."

IN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

Of course I wasn't taking pictures with your camer. I'm acat. I wouldn't know how. On a seperate note, where do 你 keep your USB cable?

Of course I wasn't taking pictures with your camer. I'm acat. I wouldn't know how. On a seperate note, where do you keep your USB cable?

DramaQueen1020, Kachetes and 10 others like this

11kia lol thatz funny, a lil retarded but thats wat makes them funny, lol

dragonrider funny. The pictures are fantastic too.

r-pattz i like the pics

twilight0girl lol lmao rofl!!

cupcake_ hahaha i LOVE the first and thirt joke!! =DD gud one! i told my sister and she smiled...i laughed! l0L xDD

dancing_banana I love the 2 dumb blonde one "it'd blondes like you" hahahaha

Random9747649 I LOVE THE JUMPING JACKS ONE!!!!! so let me guess she killed 57 ppl... 0_0 get a new hobby lol XD

Liepe lol

123moo123 dumb blondes r so funny. cuz it's true! the talking muffins... ha ha ha!

SpecialAmp LOL

取消 Elijah Jones!! Beautiful Insanity!!

posted by Dangerousloves

Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing

Though displaced 由 fusion. Elijah Jones and his 最近的 album "Beautiful Insanity" deceives the art of true kindness and blames others for judging while feelings guilty of judgement. Elijah Jones isn't the once thoughtful artist we once knew back in 2017. He has manipulated to trick us in thinking he is kind and nice!! He sucks!! His 音乐 album and his documentaries are horrible and does not teach any valuable lesson as expressed! Why does many favor him and his followers?

Three good reasons...

Beautiful Insanity FAILS to deliver the message behind judgement.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 doesn't...

Jessie James Decker - I'll Chase the Sky (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

你 see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, 你 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, 你 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If 你 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If 你 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is 更多 than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what 你 needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...

The Exploitation II: Ten Horror Exploitation Film Reviews

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, it’s that time of the 年 again. Halloween, the 月 of scares, despite the fact that the 年 2020 has been a fucking nightmare 更多 than anything 万圣节前夕 could do. Last 年 I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

Weirdest 鸡皮疙瘩 Endings

posted by Canada24

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up 由 the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The 狗 turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and 菲姬 into 狗 and take over their identities, then Cooper and 菲姬 transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels 或者 something like that, I don't know. Stine...

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Seattle "SIFF" To Feature "Razilee and Elijah: Part 2" Online

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also 你 can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family 展示 will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

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Celestial Shadow

posted by Ranty-cat

Chapter-1
Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives 或者 crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.

How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, 或者 have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I 爱情 the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine 由 me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't CDI

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...

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The Best and Worst of the Decade: 电影院

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part 文章 series, so look 前锋, 期待 to 更多文章 coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my 最喜爱的 film of each year, as well as my least 最喜爱的 from that...

My Favourite Songs Of Past Decade

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring 你 another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' 由 Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' 由 BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' 由 Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' 由 Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' 由 GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' 由 Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' 由 Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 21: Amy (360)

posted by windwakerguy430

So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, 或者 I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed 由 Vectorcell, known best for 耶稣 Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 20: Batman: Dark Tomorrow

posted by windwakerguy430

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who 蝙蝠侠 is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, 电影院 and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed 由 the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the 最佳, 返回页首 Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt 由 this game, DC Comics is still making bank and 蝙蝠侠 is still a cherished...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 19: Charlie's 天使 (Gamecube)

posted by windwakerguy430

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that 你 wouldn’t know was out unless I told 你 (And no, 你 didn’t watch. If 你 tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s 天使 on the Gamecube. Published 由 the kings of 随意 publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s 天使 is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where 你 play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my 最喜爱的 video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the 迷失 Code

posted by windwakerguy430

Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and 美国职业摔跤 of course. Now is the 显示 good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic 爱情 for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the 迷失 Code. Another published game 由 Ubisoft, but developed 由 Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 9: Legends of Wrestling II (Gameboy Advance)

posted by windwakerguy430

美国职业摔跤 was one of my 最喜爱的 things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, 你 gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...

NikPiks - Clerks: 更多 Than Just a Comedy

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist 或者 something to leave me bankrupt, this 文章 has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film

I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

Canada24 reviews JOKER (spoiler warning))

posted by Canada24

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger 由 at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...

最佳, 返回页首 5 CALL OF DUTY CHARACTERS:

posted by Canada24

#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all 由 himself.. Though he than gets recaptured 由 Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...

The Joker Movie Controversy

posted by Canada24

This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, that I want throw in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually states Deadpool is 更多 violent than this movie. But...