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posted by Lady10358
Found this on 谷歌
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 或者 If 你 find a 衬衫 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 食物 court and go to a fast 食物 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 表 唱歌 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 你 can "I 爱情 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 日 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 你 see an old lady/guy and if you're a boy yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!" And if you're a girl yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LULU!!"
5. Go in a body care store like Bath & Body Works and stand 由 all the hand sanatizers and throw them up in the air. (This one made one staff girl go CRAZY)
6. Go in a book store and pick up a baby book, and every 30 秒 yell "YAY! DUCKY MADE IT!!!"
7. while walking down the hall walk up to some 随意 dude and say: "Hi are 你 Lulu?"
8. Go to any store and walk up to the check-out
and say "I HAVE STINKY POO! IT COMES OUTTA MY BEHIND!!"
8. Go to one of those radio stores with playing radios and change them to opera and when someone comes in, sing along in a really stupid way.
9. Buy a new bathing suit and swim in the 喷泉
10. Bring a bunch of pants in to the dressing room. Come out later and tell the salesperson none of them are leakproof.
11. Ask if a particular saw cuts through bone.
12. Get on the first step of the stairs, wait, and tell other people the escalator must be broken.
13. Pose as a dummy in a department store.
14. Ask the casheir if they take pesos.
15. Ask the sales person in the pet store if gerbils come in bulk and if they have much white meat on them.
16. go to a computer repair store and ask a employee if they can repair your dog.
17. Buy a bunch of clothes. Return them later, and when the salesperson asks why, say "they didn't look good on my dog"
10. Come in to the drug store looking deppressed. Ask if they have over-the-counter prozac.
18. Stay in the magazine store all 日 and read the magazines cover to cover.
19. If 你 are a guy, go in to a womans clothing store, and bring dresses into the dressing room with you. Come out, and in you're most feminie voice say "they just aren't me"
20. Do cartwheels down the main part of the mall.
21. Wear sunglasses, carry a cane, and set up a pot in front of 你 that says "help me, I'm blind" see how much money 你 can get.
22. Test all the matresses and beds.
23. in the department stores. Stir and snore when people walk by.
24. Ask to hold one of the 狗 in the pet store. Let it escape.
25. Go into Pier 1 and ask if they have any big pieces of 破烂, 垃圾 made of straw.
30. Knock over displays.
31. Rock back and forth slowly in front of a security camara.
32. Run around a clothing store and when someone looks at 你 akwardly tell them you're on a plane.
33. Stand around a crowded side of the mall and yell "THE ALIENS ARE COMING THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!"
34. Go to a hair salon and claim that the phone 你 bought there didn't work.
35. Go into a phone store, tell them your blender ate your last phone from there.
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 下一个 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 你 tried 展示 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 你 - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - 鱼 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

______________________________________________


Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy 你 心 man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half 更多 than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps 心 is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An 橄榄 树 can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by kinga10111
50 随意 问题 people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will 你 marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 日 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 你 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this 你 are on a 日期 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 吻乐队(Kiss) and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 你 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of 你 are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat 或者 what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two 分钟 when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod的, ipod 或者 laptop for a week if I left it open again. 或者 when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 下一个 table.
Turn around every thirty-seven 秒 to the people at the 下一个 表 and ask them if your 座位 is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever 你 see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their 表 and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time 你 take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the 表 itself; and make sure to make...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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The 标题 says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off 由 apologizing to like..... The three of 你 that probably were 阅读 this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror 电影院 last 年 and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a 年 ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...
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