随意 Article: how i got my key: and stuff

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posted by ssook78

me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

LALALA!

HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*

o_o

hi

heh heh *rocks* i 爱情你 teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o

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wantadog Don't you hate those typical Tuesdays? Also 'how' should be capitalized as well as 'i'. There should also be a punctuation mark.

ssook78 yeah

akatsuki_lover9 lol!

jessy_an what did i just read *eye twitches* ok ok how much you were bored? XDDDD

ssook78 alot

ssook78 omf- what is this... I was so messed up

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Harry Osborn

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MoonLight

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Hug...?

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情绪硬核

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Colorful 日本动漫 pics

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Randomness(=

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唐老鸭

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Skin and 识骨寻踪

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Birdhouses.

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BILLY MAYS HERE.

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♥My Hopes and Dreams♥

posted by 16falloutboy

♥Why do I 爱情 this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face 或者 the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I 爱情 him with all my heart. I 爱情 the way he sings, I 爱情 the way he looks, I 爱情 the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...

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feeling

posted by hetaliaitaly

What i feel on the inside is not what i 显示 on the outside i dont 显示爱情 i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell 你 how i feel because the hurt deep within my 心 is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say 或者 how they feel i always think my life is not real.

(over 100 teens each 年 kill themselves 或者 think suicide because of being bullied 或者 teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps 你 but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)

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why i hate getting a cold

posted by darktheheghog

ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my 老友记 at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 分钟 AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of 你 would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my 老友记 ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...

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How Awkward Are You?

posted by vanillaicecream

So let's say you're talking to your 老友记 and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, 你 manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered 由 underpants; spinning around to apologize, 你 instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon 你 realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to 你或者
b.) a Tuesday?

Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward 你 are.

Well, this...

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60 fun things to do in an elevator

posted by IsabellaMCullen

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on 或者 off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to 显示 the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 你 just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your 公文包或者 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name 标签 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....

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随意 facts

posted by big-fat-meanie

最佳, 返回页首 selling albums in 1980s
The 最佳, 返回页首 selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed 由 Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album 皇后乐队 Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the 年 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand 爱情 Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 麦当娜 True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

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Perfect Perspective Optical Illusions

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