You may fall from the sky, 你 may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in 爱情 with me.

Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should I walk 由 again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my 图书馆 card. Why? Because I am totally checking 你 out!!    

If a fat man puts 你 in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted 你 for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but 你 can call me Tonight!    

Did 你 have lucky charms for breakfast? Because 你 look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if 你 think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause 你 look a lot like my 下一个 girlfriend.    

Are 你 a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful 你 made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving 你 when all the 玫瑰 die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can 吻乐队（Kiss） 你 on the lips without touching you." and 吻乐队（Kiss） her, then tell her 你 迷失 the bet.    

Are those 太空 pants? Because your 屁股 is out of this world!    

Would 你 sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My 爱情 for 你 is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm 迷失 at sea!    
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Can 你 take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If 你 were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do 你 wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs 说 no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 天使 in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed 你 home, would 你 keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell 你 your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do 你 know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell 你 what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated 由 you.    

你 are so sweet 你 could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did 你 fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed 你 noticing me and I'm just giving 你 notice that I've noticed you!    

If 你 were a booger I would pick 你 first.    

[man] Excuse me, would 你 like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I 说 u look really fat in those pants!    

Can 你 吻乐队（Kiss） me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do 你 and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

你 must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If 你 were a new hamburger at McDonald's, 你 would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up 或者 did 你 just smile at me?    

Are 你 form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call 你 或者 nudge you?    

你 owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could 你 please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do 你 have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to 加入 me?    
Can I buy 你 a drink, 或者 do 你 just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard 你 were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when 你 fell? [Girl: Huh?] When 你 fell from heaven?    

Polar 熊 (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are 你 a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If 你 were a laser 你 would be set on stunning.    

你 don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but 你 intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are 你 a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks 你 the time) Its two flirty and the date's with 你 and me.    

Excuse me, did 你 just fart?    

Girl 你 so fine I wish I could plant 你 and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to 你 或者 are 你 just naturally ugly.