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1) 你 will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) 你 will check the Fridge to see if any 食物 has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and 你 are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) 你 hate it when 你 run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when 你 are in the middle of a huge argument and realize 你 are wrong

8) 你 think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 分钟 after the right moment

9) 你 can watch a movie that 你 have watched when 你 were younger again just because 你 realized 你 didn't know what the heck was going on

10) 你 check behind the bathroom curtains to see if there are any murders going on

11) 你 wish 音乐 did magically start playing during epic moments of your life, not just in movies

12) 你 say "i dunno" when 你 are too bored to explain something

13) 你 start laughing randomly just because 你 remembered something funny (and 你 won't tell the other person why 你 are laughing just because it's fun)

14) 你 hate getting texts that just say 'k"

15) 你 hate it when 你 miss a call 由 the last ring

16) Why doesn't the freezer have a light?

17) 你 used to blow up video games when 你 were younger to make them work

18) 你 haven't 迷失 it! 你 just can't find it!

19) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of 你 will always have the most complex of transactions

20) When 你 are terribly bored at the computer 你 will type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" on Google
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are 你 busy?" 或者 "Are 你 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first 测试 I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told 你 I could make 你 say 256.





OK,if 你 说 to yourself,"No.You 说 你 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 你 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If 你 consider it a sport to gather your 食物 由 drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食物 will swim by, 你 might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, 你 might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy 皇后乐队 is closed from November through April, 你 might live in Michigan .

If 你 instinctively walk like a 企鹅 for five months out of the year, 你 might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because 你 know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that 你 must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who 你 are and 你 should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make 你 feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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