I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 由 you.
I was so 着魔 由 your beauty that I ran into that 墙 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 你 passed by, just so I could stare at 你 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but 你 owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
你 look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do 你 have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do 你 have a map? I'm getting 迷失 in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to 你 cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that 你 made me forget my pickup line.
你 shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a 星, 星级 for every time 你 brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
你 know you're in 爱情 when 你 can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if 你 had an extra 心 mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good 你 look.
Me without 你 is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby 或者 is that just my 心 taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the 日 my children were born, the 日 I got married, and the 日 that I met you.
Are 你 from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are 你 an interior decorator? When i saw 你 the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if 你 were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
你 must be a hell of a thief because 你 偷了 my 心 from across the room.
Do 你 have a twin sister? Then 你 must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
你 look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If 你 were a booger I'd pick 你 first.
Do 你 know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I 爱情 you.
Excuse me, I think 你 have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask 你 out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, 你 must be the prime rib.
Are 你 迷失 ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make 你 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My 爱情 for 你 is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
嘿 baby you're so fine 你 make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet 你 $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do 你 have the time? [Tells 你 the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would 你 grab my arm so I can tell my 老友记 I've been touched 由 an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have 迷失 my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are 你 married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear 你 say "happily".
你 are like a 糖果 bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask 你 how 你 looked!
Did 你 clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when 你 left it?
Did 你 fart, cause 你 blew me away.
I don't have a 图书馆 card, but do 你 mind if I check 你 out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that 天使 could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
你 are so fine, I wish I could plant 你 and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because 你 are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause 你 just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but 你 dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are 你 going to 吻乐队（Kiss） me 或者 do I have to lie to my diary?
Are 你 cold? 你 look like 你 could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
你 know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, 你 put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy 你 a drink 或者 do 你 just want the money?
Did the sun come out 或者 did 你 just smile at me?
So there 你 are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should I walk 由 again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when 你 have a weak heart.
你 see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if 你 think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed 你 noticing me and I just wanted to give 你 notice that I noticed 你 too.
(As she is leaving) 嘿 aren't 你 forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When 你 fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were 你 talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know 牛奶 does a body good, but baby, how much have 你 been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a 首页 run with you.
I'm new in town. Could 你 give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If 你 were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was 你 father an alien? Because there's nothing else like 你 on Earth!
What time do 你 have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no 费雷德 Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this 座位 taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone 偷了 the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her 衬衫 label.] When they say, "What are 你 doing?" 你 respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm 迷失 at sea.
你 know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but 你 can tickle me any time 你 want to.
你 be the Dairy 皇后乐队 and I'll be your Burger King: 你 treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing 或者 loving you, I would say "I 爱情 you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because 你 are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress 你 或者 anything, but... I'm Batman!
你 must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
你 must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do 你 know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was 展示 off.
你 must be a Snickers, because 你 satisfy me.
Are 你 a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because 你 are the bomb.
Are 你 religious? Cause 你 are the 答案 to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, 你 add meaning to my life!
Baby, 你 are so fine I could put 你 on a plate and sop 你 up with a biscuit.
Is there a 彩虹 today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
你 remind me of a magnet, because 你 sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, 或者 are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are 你 taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will 你 吻乐队（Kiss） it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right 下一个 to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of 你 wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a 星, 星级 for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at 你 with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar 熊 weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that 你 爱情 me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, 或者 cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
嘿 baby. 你 got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do 你 pick 'Do 你 come here often?', 'What's your sign?', 或者 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would 你 hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time 下一个 年 let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see 你 on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want 你 to think I'm ridiculous 或者 anything, but 你 are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have 你 always been this cute, 或者 did 你 have to work at it?
嘿 baby, 你 must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, 你 turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did 你 get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad 日 and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would 你 smile for me?
I hope 你 know CPR, cuz 你 take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do 你 do for a living?
If I told 你 that 你 had a great body, would 你 hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here 或者 is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and 你 are...gorgeous!
So, what do 你 do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were 你 arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, 你 look really hot! 你 must be real reason for global warming.
你 are the reason men fall in love.
你 know the 更多 I drink, the prettier 你 get!
你 know, I would die happy if I saw 你 naked just once!
你 know, 你 might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
你 look like my third wife. [how many time have 你 been married?] Twice.
你 make me melt like hot 做傻事, 福吉 on a sundae.
你 should be someone's wife.
Were 你 in Boy Scouts? Because 你 sure have tied my 心 in a knot.
Are 你 as beautiful on the inside as 你 are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! 你 look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot 你 would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm 写作 a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than 你 he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, 你 turn me on!
Hey, how did 你 do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, 你 have 更多 curves than a race track.
If 你 stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, 你 would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything 更多 pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
你 are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
你 look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are 你 a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
你 are so beautiful that 你 give the sun a reason to shine.
Do 你 want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do 你 bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your 屁股 is so nice that it is a shame that 你 have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because 你 just 偷了 my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. 你 are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, 你 make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... 你 just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that 你 could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
你 are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if 你 were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet 你 could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there 说 that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
嘿 baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a 啤酒 belly, It'a a fuel tank for a 爱情 machine.
I don't know you, but I think I 爱情 你 already.
你 know I'd like to invite 你 over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause 你 are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with 你 或者 winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do 你 have any sunscreen? 'Cause 你 are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're 你 staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause 你 sure are special.
If 你 could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth 更多 than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If 你 were a 牛扒, 牛排 你 would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, 你 rock me like a hurricane!
Can 你 pull this heart-shaped 《绿箭侠》 out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
你 Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell 你 that he needs my 心 back.