So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones 你 don't enjoy but 你 don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just 白日梦 (about a bunch of grapes, with each 葡萄 having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if 你 must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one 葡萄 had just 说 to another "What did the 葡萄 do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) 由 the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if 你 want to surprise a mouse".

I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the 长椅, 沙发 and was rolling around with laughter.

Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.

The 下一个 日 I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.