How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did 你 hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from 你 cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall 墙 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
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General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
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Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is 更多 annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can 移动 in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring 你 food.
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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a 圈, 圈子 around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a 任天堂 盒式磁带, 墨盒 into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
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Ways to Annoy People on the 海滩
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone 你 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 你 can.
If 你 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between 你 and the people in front of 你 while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what 你 did last summer."
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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a 淋浴 for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
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Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks 你 to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
电子邮箱 your boss the message: I know what 你 did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
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Ways to Torture the 比萨, 比萨饼 Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if 你 they can put 食物 color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time 或者 你 will sue.
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How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor 表演 Like Mr. Know-It-All" 或者 "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
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Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, 你 must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet 食物 aisle, etc.
移动 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
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Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would 你 hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would 你 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can 你 believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
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Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your 树 with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the 最佳, 返回页首 of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for 更多
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two 或者 three party check.
If 你 send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then 日期 stamped.
>>> click here for 更多
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
显示 up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
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Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if 你 are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if 你 would like fries with your order.
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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station 展示 “Saved 由 the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for 更多
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word 你 say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring 表 for 食物 from their plates.
Ask your 日期 how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: 食物 Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 下一个 table.
Whenever anyone leaves their 座位 at another table, put some particularly messy peice of 食物 on their seat.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw 爆米花 in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with 语录 from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight 小时 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
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How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
加入 Hell's 天使 由 mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them 你 don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for 更多
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down 或者 speed up.
Every time 你 see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
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How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking 由 keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If 你 are on vacation and 你 see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of 西兰花 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired 你 want 台, 办公桌 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
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Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring 爆米花 and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave 饼干 and 牛奶 in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Ask, “did 你 hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from 你 cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall 墙 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is 更多 annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can 移动 in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring 你 food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a 圈, 圈子 around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a 任天堂 盒式磁带, 墨盒 into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the 海滩
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone 你 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 你 can.
If 你 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between 你 and the people in front of 你 while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what 你 did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a 淋浴 for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks 你 to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
电子邮箱 your boss the message: I know what 你 did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the 比萨, 比萨饼 Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if 你 they can put 食物 color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time 或者 你 will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor 表演 Like Mr. Know-It-All" 或者 "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, 你 must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet 食物 aisle, etc.
移动 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would 你 hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would 你 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can 你 believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your 树 with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the 最佳, 返回页首 of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for 更多
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two 或者 three party check.
If 你 send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then 日期 stamped.
>>> click here for 更多
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
显示 up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if 你 are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if 你 would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station 展示 “Saved 由 the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for 更多
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word 你 say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring 表 for 食物 from their plates.
Ask your 日期 how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: 食物 Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 下一个 table.
Whenever anyone leaves their 座位 at another table, put some particularly messy peice of 食物 on their seat.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw 爆米花 in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with 语录 from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight 小时 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for 更多
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
加入 Hell's 天使 由 mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for 更多
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them 你 don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for 更多
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down 或者 speed up.
Every time 你 see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for 更多
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking 由 keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If 你 are on vacation and 你 see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of 西兰花 between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired 你 want 台, 办公桌 plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for 更多
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring 爆米花 and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave 饼干 and 牛奶 in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Q .. Did 你 here about the blonde who shot an 《绿箭侠》 into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 街, 街道 when the sign 说 "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 你 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 街, 街道 when the sign 说 "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 你 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.