This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of 日本动漫 each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how 你 want to be "Miku-Chan" when 你 get older.
4. On 最佳, 返回页首 of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If 你 have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like 日本动漫 in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make 粉丝 characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic 日本动漫 weapon with 你 everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun 接吻 coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog 论坛 like Gaia Online 或者 4Chan.
16. Fangirl 或者 Fanboy obsessively. (This means 更多 than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure 你 have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, 或者 any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U 偷了 MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like 你 live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that 你 are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable 日本动漫 features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that 你 are in that 日本动漫 world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese 食物 and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates 日本动漫 dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen 或者 Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get 日本动漫 DVD's, pocky, 或者 other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
