Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she 说 yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first 日期 and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written 由 me, a girl.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make 你 seem 更多 on 最佳, 返回页首 of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten 分钟 late, and never be early. If 你 told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like 你 don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say 你 thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if 你 drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of 问题 starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few 问题 sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the 夹克 你 brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give 你 支持 for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, 或者 like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to 吻乐队(Kiss) her good bye 或者 say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass 你 and anything 更多 moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear 你 had a good time but don’t offer a 秒 日期 unless 你 are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t 吻乐队(Kiss) unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your 老友记 means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how 你 feel
•If 你 cheat on her, 你 sure as hell will get your 屁股 kicked, 由 both her, her friends, and the one 你 cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If 你 lie to her, 你 sure as hell will get your 屁股 kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, 你 may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. 你 have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make 你 seem 更多 on 最佳, 返回页首 of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten 分钟 late, and never be early. If 你 told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like 你 don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say 你 thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if 你 drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of 问题 starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few 问题 sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the 夹克 你 brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give 你 支持 for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, 或者 like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to 吻乐队(Kiss) her good bye 或者 say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass 你 and anything 更多 moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear 你 had a good time but don’t offer a 秒 日期 unless 你 are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t 吻乐队(Kiss) unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your 老友记 means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how 你 feel
•If 你 cheat on her, 你 sure as hell will get your 屁股 kicked, 由 both her, her friends, and the one 你 cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If 你 lie to her, 你 sure as hell will get your 屁股 kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, 你 may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. 你 have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
These are just 随意 ways to eat my 最喜爱的 cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with 草莓 milk
5. frozen
6. 《冰雪奇缘》 with milk
7. 《冰雪奇缘》 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in 《冰雪奇缘》 yogurt
11. in 《冰雪奇缘》 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 花生 butter
14. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 花生 butter
15. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 7up
16. with 花生 牛油, 黄油 and 7up
17. with 樱桃 7up
18. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 樱桃 7up
19. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 花生 牛油, 黄油 and 樱桃 7up
20. 由 itself
If 你 try any of these and like it, please write a 评论 and tell me which one(s) 你 tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with 草莓 milk
5. frozen
6. 《冰雪奇缘》 with milk
7. 《冰雪奇缘》 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in 《冰雪奇缘》 yogurt
11. in 《冰雪奇缘》 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 花生 butter
14. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 花生 butter
15. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 7up
16. with 花生 牛油, 黄油 and 7up
17. with 樱桃 7up
18. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 樱桃 7up
19. 《冰雪奇缘》 with 花生 牛油, 黄油 and 樱桃 7up
20. 由 itself
If 你 try any of these and like it, please write a 评论 and tell me which one(s) 你 tried. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if 你 ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If 你 think I'm insane, run away, because 你 are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too 你 a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. 你 think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if 你 ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If 你 think I'm insane, run away, because 你 are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too 你 a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. 你 think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .