~This 列表 I made is all in FUN
~Not all the things listed are meant to be taken seriously
~Make a 列表 of your own if 你 enjoyed this :)
1- Fall in 爱情 with a werewolf..
2- Write a book about a wizard named Harry Potter and...wait J.K. Rowling already wrote about that...shiz nuggets
3- Write a book about a girl named Bella that falls in 爱情 with a vampire named Edw- 你 KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP ON 写作 A BOOK! ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE TAKEN now im sad
4- Understand algebra
5-Have my own cooking 显示 ...even tho im a terrible cook
6- Understand why there is a squirell underwater in spongebob
7- Dress up like Edward scissor-hands for 下一个 Halloween!
8- Try to not get sued for cutting little girls hair off dressed as Edward scissor hands..
9- Scream "RAWRrrrrr " in public and not have people judge me
10- Develop super powers
11- Meet a platypus
12- Own a platypus
13- Name my platypus Perry
14- Be the first female president of the USA...or Canada..Or China...wait China's a dictatorship...oh 更多 shiz nuggets
15- Claim to be the owner of the phrase "Shiz nugget"
16- Find alien life on another planet
17- Take 首页 the alien and name him Marvin
18- Run in a marathon...(Cheat obviously...ya right like im gonna run the whole thing)
19- Own a line of lingerie....for men WHO 说 MEN CANT ROCK SILK
20-Talk to inanimate objects
21- Speak 骆驼, 美洲驼 latin...pig latin's overrated
22- Grow wings
23- Win a hot dog eating contest...oh I know what you're thinkin ...such pervs
24-Learn how to say- nvwjnjfhnsfvjuhfuinvjnfrewnvinfevniuthgiuwnvknjnvkjwbfrb- correctly
25-Get a reaaaallly tall hat
26- Meet Niall Horan .....naked
27- Learn why girls say"like" like in every like sentence...like yaaa....like thats wut i wanna like do
28- Eat and never become fat
27- TAKE OVER THE WORLD
28- Become the Grammer Nazi... JUST SPELL THINGS RIGHT!
29- Be in a movie with Taylor Lautner...shirtless
30- Kill the creator of the bra!!! JK JK they make my boobs look beautiful <3
31- Figure out if a 番茄 is a 水果 或者 a veggie...(if its a 水果 does that make ketchup a smoothie?)
32- Figure out who created ()....marry them
33- Have the hugest most epic party in the world!!!!
34- Create a new flavor of ice cream
35- Make a device that will control peoples minds...now make me a sammich woman !!
36-(OH MY GOD IM ONLY ON # 36....KILL ME NOW )
37- try cow tipping
38- Dress up like a 香蕉 and have my 老友记 chase me around in gorilla 《金装律师》
39-Learn to play guitar
40- Visit all the 50 states of the USA
41- get banned from a walmart 200 different ways
42- Have an epic Nerf gun war in the middle of Walmart with a bunch of friends...(that will be one of the reasons why im banned )
43- Become a mega millionaire
44- Own a 骆驼, 美洲驼 farm
45- Become a hippie with an awesome 面包车, 范 !!! peace and 爱情
46- Get an easy button
47- Get a monkey in the mail
48- ship myself in a box overseas
49- Meet a hot foreign dude when I get out of the box
50- tame a shark
51- Get my leg reattached because I realized 你 cant tame a 鲨鱼
52-Join the circus
53- Dress up like waldo and walk around in public
54- Get married
55- Have children
56- Get a divorce
57- Complain abou t my Ex-husband's habits to EVERYONE
58-Get married again
59- Adopt a foreign speaking child
60- Complain to the authorities that my child cant speak english
61- Get rid of my adopted child
62- Spend a night in jail
63- be the starter of the slow-clap applause (like in 电影院 when something applause worthy happens, and 1 person claps kinda slow, and the crowd eventually catches on and soon everyone is clapping lol)
64- Learn to fake cry
65- Live a life as a prostitute for one 日
66- Meet Ellen Degeneres ( just to give her a BIIIG hug)
67- Dinosaur nuggets? Figure out what the hell that is
68-climb a mountain and throw a bucket of glitter in the air (or whatever 你 feel like throwing to make it 更多 interesting)...
69-ride a giraffe
70- Make naked snow angels
71-Go up the down escalator
72- write my name real small on the bottom of a bunch of $1 bills and wait to get one back
73-Make up a new word...im thinkin awesome-matic...or
74-When someone I dont like asks me out, i will say “Sorry, I only 日期 ninjas.” Then watch their facial expression...
75- Write complaint letters to places I've never bought anything from just to get free stuff.
76-At a red light, get out of the car and dance in the 街, 街道 briefly then get back in the car before the light turns green again
77- Hug a Hobo
78- Dress up as a ninja for a 日 and give out free hugs to people
79- Dress like a hobo and ask people if they have any pennies, if they reply no, hand them a handful of pennies. it’ll make there 日
80-Nonchalently enter an elevator and stand facing the back. Get everyone in the elevator to face the back.
81- order a cheeseburger...without cheese
82- Walk around the mall using the lightsaber app from iPhone to battle people. Wait for someone to pull out their iPhone and let the battle begin....
83- In Walmart, tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a 芭比娃娃 doll and say to 随意 little kids, “I know where 你 live…”(another reason ill be banned from a walmart )
84- stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up..
85-Wear a Santa hat to school one day, in the middle of April.
86- Call 706-331-3829 and ask for Hannah Montana.(caution: I found this on a bucket 列表 site and ive never called this number before...but if u do..dont blame me ...)
87- While going up in an elevator count out all the floors in a very annoying loud voice. Everytime the elevator stops scream Ding
88- On an elevator, stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
89- When ordering 比萨, 比萨饼 over the phone, avoid using the word “PIZZA” 由 any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
90-When ordering pizza, pick up the phone and just say: 你 have 7 days to live. Hang up.
91- Donate $50 to charity
92-Become 老友记 with my enemies
93-yell at a yard gnome for no reason
94-Go out it public with a moustache(fake obviously)
95- go planking
96-make a viral youtobe video
97-KILL justin bieber
98- KILL justin biebers 粉丝
99-setup a fake fight at the mall
100- dress up like super heros with my 老友记 and run around in tights 表演 high
OKAAAY weeeell thats it hope 你 like it <3
~Skye
