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I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 语录 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
    
18    "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
    
     "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
    
17    "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
     —To FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
    
16    "I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."
    —To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
    
15    "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth 低音 in my lake."
     —On his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
    
14    "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
     —Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
    
13    "I just want 你 to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
     —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
    
12    "Rarely is the 问题 asked: Is our children learning?"
    —Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
    
11    "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
     —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
    
10    "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."
     —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
    
9    "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been 给 sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
     —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
    
8    "In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession."
    —Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
    
7    "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
     —Discussing the decline of the French economy with Tony Blair, 7 February 2002
    
6    "So what?"
     —President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008
    
5    "Do 你 have blacks, too?"
     —To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
    
4    "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
     —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
    
3    "I'm telling 你 there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."
    —Washington, D.C., January 12, 2009
    
2    "I wish you'd have 给 me this written 问题 ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- 你 just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
—After being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
    
1    "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
     —As quoted in Bob Woodward's 衬套, 布什 at War
    


PS- If 你 enjoyed this, make sure 你 watch the documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. It's awesome.
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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn 你 说 the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, 独角兽

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because 吸血鬼 are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The 泰坦尼克号

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your 图书 are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. 你 have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets 你 a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If 你 want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if 你 are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 图片 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. 你 Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 分钟 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister 或者 brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your 音乐 really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a 面包 三明治

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat 或者 dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While 你 Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that 你 have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that 你 really...
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! 你 couldn't tell the difference between 粉, 粉色 and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have 你 ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why 粉, 粉色 has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a 芭比娃娃 porno spin-off, LAME!

But once 你 venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" 由 Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of 啤酒 and cheap snack fooodds. For a 哈哈 they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...
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