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They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It 《金装律师》 him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling 你 an average girl filth."
Voldemort:" What is this plain mockery. I shall have her head and place it on my trophy of people's lives that I have purposely destroyed for my own amusement!"
Deatheater: Lo-rd? *Asks timidly*
Voldemort growls*: "Yesss?"
Deatheater: "It seems that she is mocking 你 currently using this stupid muggle device called the internet."
*Voldemort screeches*:" We shall apparate to this filth's house right now, and kill her, with her mud-blood family. We will also wipe away this so called internet, and on the way back to 伦敦 we shall stop for a butter-beer."
*Death eater nods willingly.*
I watch this whole scene with amusement and post it on the web with my ten reasons before they can get to me.
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posted by victoria7011
These are real phobias:

Trichopathophobia - Fear of hair.

Peladophobia - Fear of bald people.

Melophobia - Fear of music.

Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words (can 你 even pronounce that word?)

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of 花生 牛油, 黄油 getting stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Unatractiphobia - Fear of ugly people.

Dromophobia - Fear of crossing the road.

Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.

Linonophobia - Fear of string.

Do 你 have a phobia of any of these?
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I recieved and 电子邮箱 with a 列表 of 随意 jokes I thought I'd share it with 你 guys :)


Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" 说 the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he 说 he'd look into it and get...
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1. Wait for a rainy day. Por paper confetti into sombodys closed umbrella and wait for them to go outside and open it.

2. Use a pin to prick a hole near the 最佳, 返回页首 of sombodys drinking straw.

3. Find an old rag. Put a coin on the floor and stand near by. When people come along and try to pick up the coin rip the rag so they think they have torn their pants.

4. When a friend is drinking a can of something fizzy, wait untill they are not looking and poor in some sugar. The sugar will make the drink froth up and poor out of the can.

5. Keep sending your frends on fool's erands. - this means asking them...
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It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A 鳄鱼 can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's 心 is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when 你 sneeze because when 你 sneeze,your 心 stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made 或者 received a telephone call.
Rats and 马 can't vomit.
If 你 sneeze too hard, you...
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i'm nuclear i'm wild i'm breaking up inside a 心 of broken glass defiled deep inside the abandoned child
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哈哈 Poor old lady! Hahaha. XD
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