The most 随意 thing ever made - me and my friend talking on 脸谱 chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.
H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do 你 call me and not say anything?
秒 time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me 由 accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she 唱歌 "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino 布丁 and Maria was sitting 下一个 to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she 说 she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares 你 can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do 你 call me and not say anything?
秒 time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me 由 accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she 唱歌 "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino 布丁 and Maria was sitting 下一个 to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she 说 she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares 你 can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Ruin there 最喜爱的 dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with 汤 and prank him.
8. 吻乐队(Kiss) her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up 由 me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with 汤 and prank him.
8. 吻乐队(Kiss) her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up 由 me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", 由 Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", 由 Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", 由 Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", 由 ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", 由 Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", 由 Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", 由 Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", 由 Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", 由 Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", 由 Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", 由 The Runaways
12. "Mother, 由 Danzig
13. "Voodoo", 由 Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", 由 Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", 由 Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", 由 Autograph
17. "I 爱情 你 Period", 由 Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", 由 Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", 由 Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", 由 Kansas