随意 Article: what my nightmares feel like

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posted by hetaliaitaly

i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.

i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one 秒或者更多 time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

sayou wooow!

JapanHetalia Zack! Do you know what life feels like when you live in a nightmare? DX

hetaliaitaly yes^^

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Gifs and pics

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wet 猫 :))

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Parenting Fail

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Source: epicfail.com

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TERROR CONTACT LENSES

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Source: yep...woow

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My brother's dog!!

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Source: My mom

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Julius Caesar warning

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The 下一个 day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 年 old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If 你 can catch me, 你 can have me."

Without a 秒 thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the 下一个 four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell 你 something and 你 better listen good here.If there's something 你 really enjoy and 你 have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your 心 because your 心 will lead 你 to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage 你 and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage 你 and tell 你 that 你 are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage 你 to follow 你 dreams and will believe in you.They will want 你 to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, 或者 about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into 吸血鬼 after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red 或者 blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” 或者 during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM 你 KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 问题 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that 你 would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 爱情 with 你
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 你 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...