My 秒 黑塔利亚 文章 since all of 你 who 评论 on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope 你 like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome 你 are

4. Run up to 随意 people and insist they marry 你 in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a 随意 time switch to 表演 like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. at 随意 inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "

11. When someone walks up to 你 或者 touches 你 scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "

12. At 随意 times talk to a 太空 of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".

13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~

14. When 你 go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.

15. Ask some 随意 person to 显示 你 the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and 你 know why x)

16. Talk in a terrible british accent

17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they 问题 you

18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells 你 to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....

19. Carry around a 番茄 with 你 in public and take bites out of it at 随意 times.

20. When someone bothers 你 while you're eating tell them 你 curse them with england's bad 食物 spell XD

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses 你 off.... then act all creepy like russia.

22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever 你 walk XD

23. Always have a cat, fake 或者 real with 你 and talk about how wonderful 猫 are and how 你 want to be one.

24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "

25. Ask 随意 people to become one with mother russia

26. Carry a frying pan with 你 everywhere to hit prussia with

27. Ask people if they've seen prussia

28. When 你 see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.

29. talk about how much 你 爱情 tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"

30. Carry churros with you...

31. ask 随意 people if they want a churro.

32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA

32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA

33. Randomly shout CHURROS~

34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!

35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer

36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.

37. Run up to a 随意 person and say you'll invade their vital regions~

38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, 或者 an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the 黑塔利亚 character

39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that 黑塔利亚 character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )

40. Tell 随意 people about how 你 爱情 (insert country here)

41. If 你 see a 随意 person from another country, ask them what country their from

42. ^ if 你 get an answer, ask 问题 like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?

43. Insist on 展示 随意 people your 黑塔利亚 picture collection on 你 phone

44. Cosplay as a character... when 你 go to a restaurant.

45. Creep on people like france would

46. Have a 钢琴 app and use it at 随意 times

47. Start 唱歌 hattafutte parade

48. Sing 黑塔利亚 songs in japaneese x)

49. Act like Romano

50. Act like your 最喜爱的 character